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I don’t know—and I’m pretty sure I don’t ever want to know—why people take pictures of themselves holding notes and then post them online.
The trend seemed to take off with the now fizzled-out “Occupy Wall Street” whine-fest that turned several innocent places in America into smelly hangouts for smellier trust-fund kids looking to gain revolutionary cred.
But it’s not just a tool of tools who rage against the corporate machine or the occasional kidnapping victim being held for ransom. Anyone with a webcam can scribble some inanity down on a piece of paper not yet stained by tomato sauce or marijuana resin and get their message immortalized on Google Images. Whether it’s railing against the patriarchal stranglehold Wall Street has on the futures of youths who decided to get degrees in their hobbies instead of bankable skills, or just to say something nasty about that bitch down the street who won’t return your flatiron, it’s SUPER EFFECTIVE in getting your point across.
You should have seen it. Corporations had him strapped to a machine which kept shoving Big Macs in his mouth and forcing him to overuse his credit card. Insidious!
I’m wishing that “whatever she wants” is to put her fucking clothes back on.
With language like that, I’m having a hard time believing that she’s innocent.
I’m disappointed that she didn’t show the racist helper monkey and instead posted a nekkid pic of herself. Monkeys are neat.
This woman seems so enthusiastic about abortion that I’m willing to bet she’ll drive you to one whether you need it or not. And if you refuse the ride, she’ll give you an abortion at home.
Dyslexia hurts us all. Even the cute ones.
This is what happens when you ask backwoods communists for directions to the nearest truck stop.
Yes, honey. Yes he does. Now go wash your face.
I’m not against her having an abortion. I’m against her having a vagina.
Sometimes, you just don’t need a smartassed caption. This is one of those times.
A cosmic singularity delivers a message for all Earthling women…
….and gets his response.
I’ll add one of my own, just so I can straddle this bandwagon bareback:
Because they’re everywhere. See you next time!
Now, seriously, gents, how many of us would like to be “Number 8″‘s daddy, huh?
FAP TIME!
At first, I thought the girl with the mayonnaise on her face was quality satire… but now I’m not so sure. DICKS!
the man who loves all girls is some delicious cole mohr.. havent seen him in ages
Great post. The only thing sadder than mad-at-the-world dyke feminists are pathetic nobs seeking to gain points with women by using their talking points about rape/rights, etc.
“I eat it when I beat it!”
This is SO liberating!!!! Now everybody knows. Man, I never felt so freakin’ alive.
Tumblr pics everywhere.
Here’s my contribution:
http://i.imgur.com/g0jsT.jpg
Don’t ever get in the car with abortion girl. She’s a little TOO eager to help. I guess if you have $500 bucks to get a kid removal, doesn’t necessarily mean you have the 2 bucks for a bus ticket.
I thought the first picture was tim heidecker.