didn’t look like a clean one though.

This just reminded me, I’ve always wanted to see my video from the library security cam. I had those beer bubble guts one night and laid a winner on the library steps. It was the beach library and I was nearly kicked out of a tiki bar for not having a shirt (even though we were outside on picnic tables in the sand.) The bouncer kept hounding me and finally some wigger who tried to slide in on the girls we were talking to had disappeared, after he passed out, and left his Boston Celtics Paul Pierce jersey. To appease the bouncer I put on his incredibly small jersey to our group’s amusement. After I chucked the deuce on the library steps I had nothing to wipe my ass with then remembered the atrocity that was surrounding my torso. As my friends laughed they told me to look up and low and behold I was on Candid Camera.