Posted by
Peter Glackin
• 05.02.11 10:00 am


That headline’s a real attention-grabber, isn’t it?

If you opened this post to read about my close encounter with incest, GOTCHA! I don’t have a step-sister, dipshit! My parents aren’t even divorced, and now that you’re stuck reading this article, listen up:

My friend produced a Boys Noize video and it’s great. I mean, great to the point that I want to party with the strength of 20 retards each time I watch it. As far as “People Running” videos go, this is up there with “What’s My Age Again.” The music is pretty good too — that German from BN can really play a mean laptop, believe you me.

Anyway, enough from me, just watch the video and be supportive. This is my friend we’re talking about.

-PETER GLACKIN

  1. OPEN MIC: STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE TO WRITING A SONG
  2. TV CARNAGE: STEP THE FUCK BACK WITH THAT RAZOR!
  3. TV CARNAGE: CHER SHARES ABOUT STEP CLASS
  4. ENTER THE VOID VS “STEP INTO THE GRID”
  5. TWISTED SISTER


Comments
  1. What a shit attempt at smoke n’ mirrors

  2. mell swap says:

    holy shit that was just plain bad. what a waste of time. for viewer AND creator.

  3. FuckURfriend says:

    Fuck your Friend!

  4. jeba says:

    the high point was when they were running together down by the water, i was afraid the brotagonist’s chucks might get muddy–but then they didn’t! congrats wow, powerful stuff!!

  5. Clysdale says:

    I jerked off anyway.

  6. flickin'beans says:

    how many times does gavin’s penis appear in this video???

  7. datChickisAbabe says:

    that broad is 10 kittens for sure.

  8. asdfkjsdalfjf;ljfasdfasf says:

    Did that potion turn him into a chick?
    Wth is going on.

  9. Compulsion says:

    And that’s where shitty perfume ads come from.

  10. Bathead says:

    I fingered my step sister when we were younger. No lie.

  11. Anonymous says:

    This is the best prank since Crass tricked the world with that fake Reagan Thatcher tape.
    It doesn’t get any better than this.

  12. Bait and switch says:

    No, that picture of that chicks ass is better than this whole page.

  13. Maxie! says:

    Ok its official 5Ds and Red Cameras have fucked up the music and film business and now we are left with bad college attempts, in good quality.

    Not bad and good attempt, though step it up just a bit guys, you can do it.

  14. Anonymous says:

    if it’s your step relative it’s not incest as you are not blood related. you are supposed to try to bang your step sister

  15. cat boner says:

    yo that was fucking stupid! what a waste of my time! stupid gay ass hipsters!!!!!!!

  16. Least Intimidating Gang Ever says:

    This was like a hipster version of one of those Liz Lemon’s ex-boyfriend (the one who called her “dummy” all the time) insurance commercials? Yes?

  17. littleliza says:

    @LIGE: definitely looks like him. But the dudes after him remind me of the Warriors

  18. miami says:

    I was tempted to think this was a joke because of the pussy on the bike with the tennis racquet until I noticed the genuine attempts to build suspense. This was awful and corny, like a hipster version of Micheal Bay at 18 years old.

  19. wyatt says:

    agree. the pic of the naked chick was way better than anything that happened afterwards.

    the idea that 5D’s and 7D’s have leveled the playing field for young filmmakers is true, but now it goes back to what it’s ALWAYS been about – good storytelling. good stories make all the difference and this one sucked.

  20. Serge says:

    Boy Noize could have done so much better.


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