
A couple of nights ago I was in a car accident so serious, it totaled my relationship with my best friend.
We were on tour together and had one more date (Brooklyn, last night) but he wasn’t interested. The most hurtful thing about all this was what he said about all our pacts in high school. He said that all the shit you believe in when you’re a kid is bullshit. I found that really hard to take.
-GAVIN McINNES
Like most of us, you are terrible at apologies.
if you had tried to kill me like that, i wouldnt be friends with you anymore either.
Some people just grow up and prioritise wrong because they get the fear.
If you find him another band to produce/gig, I am sure he will take you back!
Are we supposed to believe this is real?
You pulled a could have been-fatal Ryan Dunn, he’s going to need way more time to not hate you.
Love is a four letter word, too. Just sayin’…..
At least you still got Bryan
from the 1st pic of the speedometer on Instgram, I knew sumpin was up. Funny shit tho.
did you loose weight?
all that’s missing is the studio audience laugh track.
sux..dude
Hold on, someone actually liked you?
I’m at the earlier part of HOT TO PISS IN PUBLIC and whether this is fake or not, it makes this a bit more interesting.
That is to say HOW.
“The whole world’s just a movie.”
GUYS! Missing license plate, different model car crash, mysterious friend “Steve”, Tom Hanks, the jewy kid with glasses who produces all his shit, fake beard, it all ADDS UP DO THE MATH
I was the boss of my brother and my friends when I was a kid too. Pretty sure they all half-hate me now, just like Steve. That’s how it goes.
more believable if you’d actually died and re-appeared as your (previously unknown) identical twin brother
geez
so if the camera was that far away how were they both mic’d so well?
great skit
Wait, why was he mic’d?
why isn’t there anything interesting on SC anymore?
Cool story bro…
Dude thats like 3 best friends in total you lost, wait a minute there’s derrick too, guess he dot count.
i dont hate this . i dont hate this at all .
everone being mic’d and the beautifully written lines you all are uttering makes me think that this is on purpose .
if so ,
do more of these please .
thank you .
i am not sure what to make of this…whether it is because of the bowl i just smoked or what. i have to go pinch one right now..back in a few
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i’m totally going to start using “terry-schiavoed out” from now on. brilliant.
Nice bit of reality TV there. Gavin, you should do your own YouTube version of Curb Your Enthusiasm now that you’ve finally conquered the publishing business…