Posted by
Gavin
• 03.23.12 01:20 pm

A couple of nights ago I was in a car accident so serious, it totaled my relationship with my best friend. 

We were on tour together and had one more date (Brooklyn, last night) but he wasn’t interested. The most hurtful thing about all this was what he said about all our pacts in high school. He said that all the shit you believe in when you’re a kid is bullshit. I found that really hard to take.

-GAVIN McINNES

  1. HOW I LOST MY BIG DYKE FRIEND
  2. OPEN MIC: SO YOUR BEST FRIEND HAS BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MY FRIEND IS IN A HONG KONG JAIL CELL
  4. R.I.P. MARK D, A FRIEND OF THE SHOW
  5. ASK BARF: SHOULD I STEAL FROM MY EX-FRIEND?


Comments
  1. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Like most of us, you are terrible at apologies.

  2. tonto says:

    if you had tried to kill me like that, i wouldnt be friends with you anymore either.

  3. Courtney says:

    Some people just grow up and prioritise wrong because they get the fear.

    If you find him another band to produce/gig, I am sure he will take you back!

  4. hmm says:

    Are we supposed to believe this is real?

  5. raymes says:

    You pulled a could have been-fatal Ryan Dunn, he’s going to need way more time to not hate you.

  6. Zippy says:

    Love is a four letter word, too. Just sayin’…..

  7. pogi says:

    At least you still got Bryan

  8. Walter Sausage says:

    from the 1st pic of the speedometer on Instgram, I knew sumpin was up. Funny shit tho.

  9. the man says:

    did you loose weight?

  10. drew says:

    all that’s missing is the studio audience laugh track.

  11. kiwi says:

    sux..dude

  12. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says:

    Hold on, someone actually liked you?

  13. C and the MS-13s says:

    I’m at the earlier part of HOT TO PISS IN PUBLIC and whether this is fake or not, it makes this a bit more interesting.

  14. C and the MS-13s says:

    That is to say HOW.

  15. quincyjonesilluminati says:

    “The whole world’s just a movie.”
    GUYS! Missing license plate, different model car crash, mysterious friend “Steve”, Tom Hanks, the jewy kid with glasses who produces all his shit, fake beard, it all ADDS UP DO THE MATH

  16. old brah says:

    I was the boss of my brother and my friends when I was a kid too. Pretty sure they all half-hate me now, just like Steve. That’s how it goes.

  17. bollockstothis says:

    more believable if you’d actually died and re-appeared as your (previously unknown) identical twin brother

  18. booty says:

    geez

  19. bungus says:

    so if the camera was that far away how were they both mic’d so well?

  20. Boston Crab says:

    great skit

  21. ronpaul2040 says:

    Wait, why was he mic’d?

  22. alex says:

    why isn’t there anything interesting on SC anymore?

  23. Matt says:

    Cool story bro…

  24. Anonymous says:

    Dude thats like 3 best friends in total you lost, wait a minute there’s derrick too, guess he dot count.

  25. fik says:

    i dont hate this . i dont hate this at all .
    everone being mic’d and the beautifully written lines you all are uttering makes me think that this is on purpose .
    if so ,
    do more of these please .
    thank you .

  26. cw says:

    i am not sure what to make of this…whether it is because of the bowl i just smoked or what. i have to go pinch one right now..back in a few

  27. Tears of a Clown says:

    itgetsbetter.org

  28. throatknife says:

    i’m totally going to start using “terry-schiavoed out” from now on. brilliant.

  29. The Jersey Cow says:

    Nice bit of reality TV there. Gavin, you should do your own YouTube version of Curb Your Enthusiasm now that you’ve finally conquered the publishing business…


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