If I saw Monday sneaking up behind me in a dot matrix Cosby sweater (very clever Monday) I’d play it cool. Like it was Thursday or Friday. THEN, without Monday even having a stupid MONDAY clue, I’d stand there all “Ohh what day is it? I forget…” Then I’d say “Hey asshole” and when Monday looked up all confused cause I caught him sneaking around, I’d kick his stupid post Sunday face so hard it would make his Monday head split open. LOSER! Then Tuesday (who is a bit of a kiss ass but has a good attitude) would walk up and ask me if I’m okay. My answer: “yeah”

Hey Monday! How’s YOUR Monday?!

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