To say someone is the “worst” rapper in the world is to compare them to every rapper that came before. I laughed when this guy first broke on to the scene but I ain’t laughing no mo’.
After listening to it on and off for the past three years, I’ve realized R.A.E.D. has invented a totally new kind of music. This isn’t rap. It’s 5/4 time dance poetry with off beat back tracks. It doesn’t have a name yet but I like “Word Moshing.”
Seriously, if you were at a club late at night and getting bored of all the same hits again and again, wouldn’t you want to hear this Guido-douche-Wesley-Willis reinventing the sound of music? He reminds me of when Juvenile came out with that thing where he’d end every line with “Ha” or when Wiley split from garage and called his music eskibeat. This is especially true of “i don’t care who you are.” Listen…
If you have the balls to endure this for more than five minutes you will catch yourself getting into it. Remember, they said Bill Haley was noise, too.
—GAVIN McINNES
That second one is kind of growing on me.
I felt embarrassed to be watching this. It sounds like video game music with a retard trying to freestyle over it. The whole time I was battling with myself, if I was watching a genius or an idiot. It definitely made me wish I was stoned so that I could at least laugh at it.
I love his pseudo confidence.
Luckily for all of us, his music is on Spotify.
http://open.spotify.com/artist/0a5pojGuJXGnVhJTSK9EXn
close your eyes and you’re listening to nitzer ebb!
usually it’s better to “learn it all, then forget it” than to never learn it in the first place
I won’t be testing his phallic authority any time soon.
Reminds me of The Residents, only dumber.
this is wonderful. thank you.
he kinda reminds me of chilly gonzales… remember him?
only he’s better because people who are mental are always funnier than people actually trying to be funny.
second one sounds like early ween with tom waits doing backup vocals
Sweet Jesus it starts sounding good after a few minutes. What the fuck is happening to me?
should be called rape music