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Remember the little kid on Third Rock From the Sun? He’s in Inception now and hasn’t really not had an acting gig since he was about four. His brother isn’t bothered by this success and has his own shit going on. For example, fire spinning. That’s when you spin something that’s on fire around and around and
Remember the little kid on Third Rock From the Sun? He’s in Inception now and hasn’t really not had an acting gig since he was about four. His brother isn’t bothered by this success and has his own shit going on. For example, fire spinning. That’s when you spin something that’s on fire around and around and around. He also has friends paint his soul and rides airplanes with his girlfriend whose hair is made of rags. He knows a lot about spirituality and recreation and if you’d like to see all the great pictures he takes of his fucking face, check out his awesome site: BURNING dAN. Be warned however, it is a rabbit hole that takes a good hour to get out of.
Here’s some highlights…
Apparently some glow sticks were made in his honer. As dAN put it, “Holy shit holy shit holy shit. Flowtoys.com just intoduced a new color flowlight IN MY HONOR – watermelon pink, pink & green,”
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Here’s him and his GF enjoying earth food on the plane. Who pays for all these flights, his brother?
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This can mean “I have a third eye” or “I glued some shit to my head.” The latter usually leads to a brutal zit.
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No shortage of self portraits on this site.
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So simple yet so fun! (go to 5:48 to learn how to not let negative experiences bring you down)
Can someone please tell China that “Reinventing money is a way to move the world in a happier direction.”
Hat tip: Lance Bangs
In some cases there just isn’t enough acid in the world to make a difference.
complete double rainbow! all the way!
spelled ‘honor.’ like that singer in no redeeming social value, er, cerebral ballzy.
‘Two hundred And forty Dollars worth of Glitter. Awwwww yeah.
When was the lasttime you got a pound of glitter, bitches?’
this just made me feel sick to my stomach. too many cosmic jesters, not enough bullets…
It’s undeniable, my love for celebrity siblings. Johnny’s is pretty cool too, though not as much of a “rabbit hole”: http://black-pearl.at.webry.info/200805/article_11.html
I’m on the Dan Gordon-Levitt diet. It’s where I wake up, do a line of coke, then walk over to my brothers house and ask him for money.
At least he got some looks out of the deal which is more than you can say for Ashton Kutcher’s twin brother
http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/ashton_kutcher_looked_out_for_his_twin_brother.php
It’s kinda sad, he’s stuck in 1997… Somebody help him.
he’s gorgeous and awful
lol @beanz: get ready to feel bad (or not, idk) Ashton’s brother looks that way because he has cerebral palsy. What’s burning man’s excuse? he seems nice enough, but there’s no amount of asberger’s that can account for those dreads or sequined goggles.
burning dan was featured in a history channel doc about dropping acid and stick dancing. at least i’m 34% sure it was him, because every hallucinating dreaded fuck looks the same to me.
1) I hate hippies. these people are such losers… imagine driving by and seeing these idiots in “action pants” twirling their batons and dancing around in broad daylight? they are asking for an ass kicking
2) gavin, stick to your canadian roots. its not “honer” its “honour”
don’t ditch the “u”s!!!!
THAT GUY is fucking a lot of places in SF.
Gotdamnitt I hate burners even though its impossible not to know a few if you drink or drug.
I GOTTA get soma a those pants
“taught a room full of 100 black people to dance”
“Potato of the tree”
cannotstoplaughing
This is brilliant. Thank you.
Why doesn’t his brother ever hang out with him and go to all of these sweet places with him I wonder?
@Hubert Wang: I saw that too, very funny! This guy i a reality show waiting to happen.
@um..: Really, an ass-kicking? Somebody’s mommy didn’t love them very much! You’ll be okay though tiger, hang in there…
Okay, I am trapped in Burning dAn now. Shit. And what in the fuck is mixing? Does that just mean you were in the same room as someone or something?
@Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something: lolz.
I went to school, and lived, (and partied, and did ecstasy) with a LOT of burners, and even though they can be mountains of lame, I have a soft spot for them. They smoke weed at the oddest hours, can build tons of random shit, and know how to make quinoa taste good. All useful things. If you can get past everything else.
Dude is hot. His brother must be so embarrassed. Drugs are cool but all this rainbow, lazer shit and white people with dreadlocks is a total lady boner killer.
i was gonna make fun of how lame the east coast is for giving a crap about a stupid mosque and ground zero and all that jive. and i was gonna boast about the west coast being far superior. then ya’ll reminded me of the “burners”. and how there are gangs upon gangs of these infantile d-bags in and around every sequoia tree from Bellingham to the Big Sur. so, yeah, the west coast is kinda gay too. fuck the world.
clearly he should star in inception 2
I haven’t seen these kinds of people before in real life.
The whole thing stinks of pretentiousness.
I’m not a fan.
Why the hat tip to Lance Bangs? Do you know that guy? How does he get girls to fuck him?
This literally brought on diarrhea.
Goddamn I hate when white people wear dreads.
He should star in a movie called ‘misconception’ about a failed abortion giving the child brain damage and the resulting challenges the child has to deal with later in life.
I think this is the same guy in the National Geographic show on LSD. Totally sinks the second half hour.
Man, that site is a vortex! Especially if you’re stoned. . .
i want to attend a Gordon-Levitt family meal. Also whats up with the ugly girlfriend? are the no hot hippie women with shitty hair out there?
Chi Pig nowadays…
It’s like going back in time! I had no idea people like this still existed…
I can smell the patchouli from here. And I thought all the chicks in 4NonBlondes were lesbians. Guess I was wrong.
is rave culture and hippy culture the same thing now?
You guys are migthy powerful behind your keyboards.
Funny thing is, he’s an amazing person. He makes life enjoyable and is great to be around. He is extremely intellegent and happier than most of you will ever be.
Im sorry you are so full of hatred for yourself that you project it onto others from the saftey of your home. Try having the balls to find something you love and leave your career behind to follow it no matter what people thought.
Grow up and Get a soul.
Hey “Amazed,”
It’s great that he’s happy, but we’re allowed to laugh at him if he’s fucking ridiculous and silly. Which he is. If he’s so happy, fulfilled and well-adjusted, why does he need you to defend him on some random website? We don’t need your patronizing “I’m sorry you’re so full of hate.” I’m sorry you’re so full of smug self-satisfaction.
Hey guys, apparently he died. I think this might be pretty painful to read for his family to find if they’re looking for obituaries etc.
“BURNING dAN brightly embodied that bold beastly bliss sometimes referred to as ‘the creative spirit.’ He would absolutely positively insist that we not let this bad news deter us on our collective mission [- to get more ecstasy].”
- signed, a little brother who just couldn’t save a sweet little prince from an Action Pants strangling
You guys really don’t have any dignity do you? The man just died and yet you keep up this horrid article and let anonymous busybodies tear him up.
I never knew Burning Dan but fuck, have some decency why don’t you?
Good looking people need to be taken away by the government at the onset of puberty (maybe earlier) and trained to not be like this in any way whatsoever.
perhaps the hardest to swallow thing about folks like these: they are happier and healthier than you. they don’t just consume and criticize, they create. they will make happy, creative, and better loved and more loving children. they read and listen and learn. they don’t forget to play. they know and accept they are funny to the point of ridiculous, because all creatures are, especially happy ones; really, all attempts to do anything are funny (some more tragically so than others).
you’ll notice they aren’t here to defend themselves as wankingly as they are denounced, because they are too busy hiking mountains, making art, dancing, river rafting, and having mindblowing sex with their superhot and well-toned sisters and brothers. did you notice what good shape they are in? they could kick your ass, but they wouldn’t, because they’d rather give you a comfy chair and an organic snack, and if you like, teach you how to make something pretty.
and no matter how much time you’ve wasted posting crap on the internet, no, it’s not too late for you to learn.