Posted by
Jim Goad
• 10.08.12 11:00 pm


Stacey Dash: A dash of ethnic self-hatred?

Actress Stacey Dash—no relation to Dash Snow—is a sassy, strong, vibrant, empowered black woman from The Bronx.

She is known for her roles in Clueless, The Cosby Show, St. Elsewhere, CSI, and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

But she plans on voting for Mitt Romney, which any reasonable person knows makes her a house nigger, a field slave, a cum-slurping slut for the white man, and a self-hating black woman from The Bronx who suddenly doesn’t seem so sassy, strong, vibrant, and empowered.

She recently had the nerve and gumption to post this on her Twitter page:

“Vote for Romney. The only choice for your future. @mittromney @teamromney #mittromney #VOTE #voteromney”

The self-hating Tweet, which even hates itself as well as the fact that it was Tweeted in the first place, was accompanied by a photo of Stacey superimposed in front of an American flag as she cuddles up to a giant red phallus with an “R” on it, which presumably represents Mitt Romney’s penis, which is rumored to be giant, red, and to have an “R” emblazoned on it:

This naturally led to a furious blacklash of hate-Tweets wherein Stacey’s sense of her own blackness, her treatment of her own blackness, her appreciation of her own blackness, her approach to her own blackness, and even her blackness itself were called into question:


Others rushed to her defense—namely, Teatards, Republitards, Nazis, far-right Christians, plantation masters, conservative creeps, assholes, jerkoffs, subhumans, mouth-breathers, and nigger-haters. A smattering of black people came to her defense—but these were self-hating black people who might have been sassy, strong, vibrant, and empowered if only they didn’t hate themselves so much.

No one likes a field Negro, Stacey. But house Negroes are worse. I suppose apartment Negroes are a little better, with condo Negroes lying somewhere in between. Worst of all are homeless Negroes.

Stacey, you need to cease and desist being an embarrassment to your race. You need to take off the white man’s tinfoil hat and quit drinking the white man’s Kool-Aid. Take the white man’s dick out of your mouth. Pull the white man’s dick out of your ass. Stop rubbing the white man’s dick between your tits and eagerly licking the white man’s pre-cum. Quit gargling the white man’s cum. Stop licking the white man’s balls. It’s not flattering. It’s not like the white man enjoys it.

 

—JIM GOAD

 

 

  1. DASH SNOW 1981-2009
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  3. HATING HIPSTERS
  4. DASH SNOW 1981-2009
  5. DASH SNOW 1981-2009


Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    this article would be reasonable if you didn’t pick the WHITEST black woman in show business. other than her ass, she’s as khaki as gretchen carlson. if she’s on a show, they still need a token black person! this woman’s whiter than ice cube in his last movie!

    p.s. god she’s beautiful.

  2. itchypeach says:

    analingus & cunnilingus for days on her and i aint playin man

  3. Lasse says:

    I was going to say something really clever here, but itchypeach beat me to it.

  4. Dewan says:

    Random, self-selected tweets that reflect the writer’s previously held opinions are always a good barometer of public sentiment…I guess.

  5. TWTS says:

    “a cum-slurping slut for the white man”

    Im ok with this.

  6. itchypeach says:

    love the sarcastic comments :)

    i cant stand this viewpoint that someone needs to “act” their own race and they have this social obligation to do everything everyone else does who’s black or latino or grew up impoverished or even the opposite. The fact that there is this expectation that people need to continue the same path politically and socially as other people in her community..or rather her old community. it’s just weird to me and i dont think its something we should continue to allow to be acceptable. we should encourage people to look at other sides shouldn’t we..even if we dont agree with it. the best thing is to check all the options…lets be real here.

  7. McCaff says:

    @Dewan you’re a fag..sorry!
    @Anonymous I totally agree. Has anyone else noticed conservative women are like 200% hotter than their dyke liberal counterparts?

  8. Jim Goad says:

    Dewan, how’s your brother, Detwo? Tell him and your cousin Dethree I said hi!

  9. McJibberish says:

    And what do you need to do?

  10. Caffeine says:

    Is it really surprising to anyone in 2012 that a rich person wants to stay rich and will elect someone who has other rich peoples interests in mind. Politics is all about money, class has nothing to do with color. I grew up in the projects, have two kids with two different women, no father, bad credit and am broke as fuck. And im white. I’m more of a “nigger” than this chick. Having said that, I would put babies in that bitch so quick and never talk to any of you poor fucks again, if given the chance.

  11. the token ethnic says:

    @itchypeach I agree with that. I always get into arguments for not “acting” brown enough. I don’t get it. I’ll hear out what they have to say, but when it comes to listening to my point of view, it’s the “I’m right, you’re wrong” card that they decide to play. Now, das racist.

  12. Citizenland says:

    Is it wrong that I just want to lick the sweat out of her ass crack?

  13. Tom says:

    Shrewd. One tweet takes her from out of work actress to sought after caramel beauty on conservative speaking circuit.

    She’ll be on Fox by the end of the week.

  14. Sniffy says:

    I just want to have that ass planted to my face for eternity. Is that so wrong? Sniffy just wants to sniffffffff.

  15. Joey says:

    She makes me want to do some serious race mixing!

  16. Ameer Mustafa says:

    Boys, if you’re interested, just google the movie “Illegal in Blue,” where Stacey Dash gets freaky with white man Dan Gauthier.

    On the subject, remember this nugget?
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cbc-chairman-blacks-who-don-t-vote-they-ought-give-us-their-color-back

    If you don’t vote, you’re a traitor, but voting Republican is nothing short of pure heresy. Hmm. March in lockstep or be stripped of your identity.

  17. aesk47 says:

    Can’t believe some morons still vote…

  18. YES! says:

    The white man’s kool-aid is better than “dat purpal drank”

  19. Mealium says:

    i had completely forgotten how beautiful this women is so thanks for eminding us all. she is so lovely.

  20. lester says:

    wow is that her ass?

  21. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    Why would a black person adopt a self-hating stance? It’s not like there aren’t millions in this country that hate blacks now.

  22. MC Hammer says:

    Alright she is twice as fuckable as Michelle.

  23. jissom jigaboo says:

    I’m really quite taken with Bambi’s tweet

  24. MC Hammer says:

    @jissom jigaboo. I think Bambi’s tweet is like that song with the sampled breakdown: What does that mean?

    “I don’t know but it’s provocative.”

  25. Glasss says:

    Ha! Great article, Goad.


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