Posted by
Arv
• 09.15.10 11:00 am


There is no reason why a daytime courtroom tragedy played 50 percent slower than normal should be this funny.

There is no reason why a daytime courtroom tragedy played 50 percent slower than intended should be this funny. Sure, the case itself is ridiculous, everyone sounds like they chewed up a fistful of downers and the reduced speed turns the obese defendant’s gruff testimonial into the coy plea of a southern belle (see 3:25) — but that doesn’t explain it all. In the end, it’s just another bizarre phenomenon at the intersection of television and the human psyche, like snuff porn or the popularity of Two and a Half Men.

-ARV
@ArvSux

Big ups to Austin Arr for the tip

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Comments
  1. jamdonut says:

    i number one

  2. Frank Fittesaft says:

    screwed and chopped, salem and now this! What Does It Mean for the Human Species?!

  3. luke says:

    Zooooof. This made me LOL so much more than I expected.

  4. Yougotitharv says:

    Lmao Women with no necks break toilet seats, lesson learned.

  5. mr.meat says:

    Judge Judy sounds like Edith Bunker in the end.
    Still. Not nice to poke fun at stroke victims.
    Anyway, I installed a speed dial on my tv and tune my life accordingly.
    CHAINSAAAAWWS
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1UbP0Gc8ow

  6. ev says:

    thss shit is so depressing i HAD to stop watching as soon as “the toilet breaker” began to speak…wht the fckkk..where do u gyz find thss shtt?

  7. Snaggle Tooth says:

    This was surprisingly funny.

  8. Mrs. Garcia says:

    I think this is so hilarious because we have all been as fucked up as they sound, and have had similar conversations in this state, but perhaps in a less formal setting.

  9. poopin right now says:

    i could have done four or five whippits and got the exact same effect as this crap (laughed 10 times harder) rather than wasting 5 minutes looking at something arv found on ebaum’s world.
    original material, please?

  10. Crushable says:

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  11. gasFace says:

    Ill geeeeeeettttt yoooooouuuuuu, buunnnnnnnnyyyyyy raaaaabbbbiiiitttttt

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  13. ian says:

    this is great. everyone sounds like drunken retards

  14. ezyryder says:

    this is what judge judy would be like if everyone smoked a few bongs before they started filming


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