Posted by
Jim Goad
• 10.21.12 11:00 pm



Rodney King is no longer with us because he sank to the bottom of his lavish, taxpayer-funded swimming pool like a big dumb rock, but he left us with an important question.

I forget the question at the moment—something to do with us, and getting along, and all of us getting along, or something like that—but sadly, I think his question remains largely unanswered.

Well, I’m here to tell all you cats ‘n’ kittens that there’s an answer to that question—YES!!! Yes, yes, and a thousand times yes! Duh! Of course we can all get along! Communists, snipers, Satanists, Klansmen, black porn stars, Nazis, and gangsters can all get along! Not because of any evidence, but just because I said so!

 

—JIM GOAD

 

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Comments
  1. sugar e. cox says:

    so…are they actually available? my hyundai sonata needs to be even more of a statement of what a cunty curmudgeon of a poor person i am.

  2. Billy says:

    Ideals are never achieved, just strived for. And if someone asked me to articulate what I just wrote, I’d start stuttering.

  3. raymes says:

    Hate/hate the coexist logo but want everyone to coexist none-the-less.

  4. Billy says:

    Meaning: When people say “we should all get along,” they’re echoing a retarded serial fuckup’s naivete and failure to understand that human conflict is natural and unavoidable. They also unwittingly become tools for global government and resultant totalitarianism. But peace, dude!

  5. RayP says:

    Crack does not appear to be soluble in water. Nor does it possess much buoyancy.

  6. Lunchin' says:

    The law of entropy don’t care about your relative emotional values.

  7. lester says:

    do one just all (black) dildos

  8. Ecgtheow says:

    No room for shitty baristas.

  9. Black Nostril says:

    Already saw one of those on the Willyburg bridge tonight. Good job.


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