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TV Carnage
• 03.16.09 11:38 am



When she said I want you to write down your feelings she didn’t say start menstruating up a shitty poem. Geeze guy you’ve just turned your girlfriend into a lesbian and her part of it was totes butch compared t yours. Also, keep in mind you are also taking advice from a woman writing on the floor in purple pants. There is only one way out of this, go home and kill yourself.



  1. HEY WOMEN, GET YOUR OWN IDEAS!
  2. WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY – NOT!
  3. WOMEN CAN’T PAINT – NOT!
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD
  5. ASK BARF: TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE


Comments
  1. Brian says:

    Wow, did they actually combine shitty 70s porno funk with even shittier indian yoga music to create a new douche-chill inducing genre?

  2. barfield says:

    is she touching her vegay-jay?
    she’s taking time for herself there

  3. sf says:

    hahah jesus christ, how typical was the sitar in the background?

    TV Carnage does not get the credit it deserves, this is pure awesomeness every single time

  4. derk says:

    one last vag caress

  5. sillidix says:

    I saw a couple like this on the bus yesterday, a total fag with a cute Indian poonani. Why can’t they just give it up to people who really want it and know what to do with it, instead of some sexually confused late bloomer? The same goes for her.

  6. Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln says:

    Jewish men are effeminate.

  7. Billy Zane says:

    is it gay to want my girlfriend to make out with my anus?

  8. Good Heavens says:

    Ugh – so THAT’S who wore all those baggy fucking cargo pants/sweatshirt combos before they showed up in my local Value Village.

    High point of that video was the bitch closing her eyes and waiting for a kiss, but dude just gave her the cold shoulder. Livingeatingwatchingmovingmasturbating

  9. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    These are the same people that are secret super hardcore republicans

  10. gfysd says:

    there’s no fucking way that bitch isn’t a lesbian.

  11. Satan Davis Jr. says:

    there’s no way that guy’s not a serial killer.

  12. ballz says:

    they are super secret losers… wait that’s no secret

  13. the modern gauge says:

    why is our society propped up either rapists or these faggots who apparently get raped every day of their lives by their wives

    we need a Man Show to Show Us What To Do

  14. dapwell says:

    “A sensory explosion…and FUN”
    a ‘sensory explosion’ isn’t enough, she wants it to be fun too?? white bastards…

  15. sugarape says:

    they’ll be beating the shit out of each other as soon as the dishes pile up again

  16. Matt says:

    Remember, day turns to night, then day, then almost inevitably, night again. It’s Almost inevitable but not quite inevitable as a small number of days days fail to turn to night but rather remain day forever.


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