Posted by
Bryan Swift
• 09.27.11 10:02 am


Before I punched in the zip code for Detroit on Model Mayhem, I was already pretty sure what I would find: a virtual plethora of “models,” directly representative of what the Motor City has become: the sallow, rusting, dystopian wasteland predicted in Robocop.

Before I punched in the zip code for Detroit on Model Mayhem, I was already pretty sure what I would find: a virtual plethora of “models,” directly representative of what the Motor City has become: the sallow, rusting, dystopian wasteland predicted in Robocop, a human version of the proverbial burning mattress on the side of the road, a Midwestern junkyard of cast-off auto-show babes and delusionally desperate butter-faces covered in fading tribal tattoos and chipped rhinestone belly button rings — the very definition of that girl in the bar who’s “a four at ten and a ten at four.” Basically, I expected a shit-show.

But what I got was something different, and I’ll tell ya what: The models in Detroit are hot.

-BRYAN SWIFT
@FaceHeadAss

Send zip code search parameters and photo / link submissions to: delusion.parade@gmail.com

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  5. ASK BARF: I'M IN LOVE WITH MY MODEL


Comments
  1. luke says:

    That’s weird that a giant city would manage to scrape together some attractive people.

  2. sho nuff says:

    what the fuck is this shit? are you the new Jen Hanley?

  3. Aesk47 says:

    Detroit gots tits!

  4. CodyTesnow says:

    And there’s our pink bra girl from the first one in this list as well. Just sayin.

  5. Shocktopus says:

    the rihanna look alike takes it by a mile

  6. luke says:

    Yikes at young Kate Moss with giant tits.

  7. Bongo Bob says:

    man, what a great business plan… steal other peoples work to drive people to your site. Love it…

  8. luke says:

    For better or worse, that’s kind of the entire model of the internet innit?

  9. raymes says:

    how do you decide what’s good and bad when you scroll through all that. so many treasures.

  10. miss appalachian says:

    i haven’t had to think this hard in a long time

  11. .... says:

    @Luke’s 1st post…lmao
    @Luke’s 2nd post…I thought the same shit, but she looks fucking amazing
    @Miss appalachian LMFAO

    Seriously though theses peeps are crazy goodlooking. digging #6 in front of the mirror

  12. jojoba says:

    You do realize when they say “Detroit”, they mean the suburbs near Detroit, right? I don’t think you’d actually be able to find a single human in that wasteland, let alone a model.

  13. Hubert Wang says:

    WOW! JOJOBA You are a fucking idiot. Have you ever been to Detroit? Didn’t think so. I live here and it’s babe city U.S.A.

    http://lupsonphoto.blogspot.com/2011/06/peace-love-spandex-detroit-hustles.html

    The suburbs of Detroit ain’t shit.

  14. Anonymous says:

    @jojoba that link is not a very good argument for “baby city”, dog.

  15. Hubert Wang says:

    1) I’m not that nerf Jojoba

    &

    2) Use your eyeballs and surf it further there are babes galore in Detroit, eps. for being a population of about 713,777 vs. NYC with a population of 8,175,133. Seriously why don’t you come have look for yourself instead of jagging off in wherever shithouse U.S.A.

  16. fraiche says:

    pretty sure women would rather look at female models than male models… and there’s def no gay readers here, so just do more tits next time

  17. Steve says:

    wow, woman with the flower and bare feet- what a gem.


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