
Before I punched in the zip code for Detroit on Model Mayhem, I was already pretty sure what I would find: a virtual plethora of “models,” directly representative of what the Motor City has become: the sallow, rusting, dystopian wasteland predicted in Robocop.

Before I punched in the zip code for Detroit on Model Mayhem, I was already pretty sure what I would find: a virtual plethora of “models,” directly representative of what the Motor City has become: the sallow, rusting, dystopian wasteland predicted in Robocop, a human version of the proverbial burning mattress on the side of the road, a Midwestern junkyard of cast-off auto-show babes and delusionally desperate butter-faces covered in fading tribal tattoos and chipped rhinestone belly button rings — the very definition of that girl in the bar who’s “a four at ten and a ten at four.” Basically, I expected a shit-show.

But what I got was something different, and I’ll tell ya what: The models in Detroit are hot.
























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That’s weird that a giant city would manage to scrape together some attractive people.
what the fuck is this shit? are you the new Jen Hanley?
Detroit gots tits!
And there’s our pink bra girl from the first one in this list as well. Just sayin.
the rihanna look alike takes it by a mile
Yikes at young Kate Moss with giant tits.
man, what a great business plan… steal other peoples work to drive people to your site. Love it…
For better or worse, that’s kind of the entire model of the internet innit?
how do you decide what’s good and bad when you scroll through all that. so many treasures.
i haven’t had to think this hard in a long time
@Luke’s 1st post…lmao
@Luke’s 2nd post…I thought the same shit, but she looks fucking amazing
@Miss appalachian LMFAO
Seriously though theses peeps are crazy goodlooking. digging #6 in front of the mirror
You do realize when they say “Detroit”, they mean the suburbs near Detroit, right? I don’t think you’d actually be able to find a single human in that wasteland, let alone a model.
WOW! JOJOBA You are a fucking idiot. Have you ever been to Detroit? Didn’t think so. I live here and it’s babe city U.S.A.
http://lupsonphoto.blogspot.com/2011/06/peace-love-spandex-detroit-hustles.html
The suburbs of Detroit ain’t shit.
@jojoba that link is not a very good argument for “baby city”, dog.
1) I’m not that nerf Jojoba
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2) Use your eyeballs and surf it further there are babes galore in Detroit, eps. for being a population of about 713,777 vs. NYC with a population of 8,175,133. Seriously why don’t you come have look for yourself instead of jagging off in wherever shithouse U.S.A.
pretty sure women would rather look at female models than male models… and there’s def no gay readers here, so just do more tits next time
wow, woman with the flower and bare feet- what a gem.