Posted by
Bryan Swift
• 09.27.11 10:30 am 
Of course, not all the “models” in Detroit are professional, well presented specimens of beauty.
Of course, not all the “models” in Detroit are professional, well presented specimens of beauty. I mean, if someone’s delusional enough to be proud that they live in Detroit, they’re delusional enough to think they deserve money for looking like this:
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The brunette in the pink bra is hot as hell. Sure, it’s a shitty pose, but she’s banging.
Everybody else though? Tragic.
Nude dude under the boardwalk made me LOL. These people are begging for a prank to be played on them. It would be easy to get them to sign a release that absolves you of everything. Ideas include…
-LORD OF THE FLIES
You cover them in mud and re-eneact the slaughter of Piggy. He’s got a conch shell and there’s ketchup all over his hair from when they brained him.
-SEXY THINGS
Get them to be super horny while dressed as toast, a pencil, a politician giving a speech at a podium.
-TODDLERS IN TIARAS
Dress them up as kids dressed up as adults. Have models pose as parents getting them ready for the pageant.
-HUMAN HUNTING
One is a mean old rich white man with a big mustache who chases them through the streets of Detroit in the nude. They have to act all scared and be crying with mascara streaming down their faces and shit.
Then the last few shots is when the hunter becomes the hunted and they rip his guts out. THen they make out.
Agree with Joe. That girl is unbelievably hot, and I don’t even think the shot/pose is that bad.
Clarification: The SECOND girl in the bink bra is smokin hot.
Pink bra with glasses… CHEESELESS RICE she’s hot.
if i was that teddy bear id be bummed as fuck too. hell probably never get the stench of menthols, cheap rite-aid makeup and sugar free red bull off him no matter how hard he tries.
@tinyfrogs-thank you, good catch. Second pink bra, glasses.
noooo yesssssssssss
the boy in the picture with the apple died a few months ago in a tragic car crash. he was very talented, kind, and did a lot of creative work for the city of the detroit. out of respect, please take the photo of him down.
shiiittt son. thats bad. that one girl with the eating disorder is tragic.
HAhahahha http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MMDetroit16.jpg
and thank you lady gaga for that http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MMDetroit18.jpg and im sharing this with everyone i know right now http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/MMDetroit29.jpg
can you do a las vegas version already?? I cant believe you haven’t thought of it yet.
THE MAYHEM’S BEEN BROUGHTEN!
I like the gal withe body paint even though shes wearing mummy panties,
the clown man in a tutu because he scares me,
the anorexic blonde because when shes laughing I can see more of her skull,
the black cannibal chick lunging at the camera withe a pen knife because its looks like shes holding an invicible dick to her lips
too many of these are bangable
more mutants plz
People are strange beyond words.
A) The guy in white face and a tutu is a theatre performer
and
B) most of these yucks are from down river or Birmingham not Detroit
Porky Piggin’ it.
@tinyfrog
Yes. I’d completely blocked the first pink bra chick from my consciousness.
Sorry to say, but I don’t care if all that #4 is wearing is a fishnet, he’s still got an Absolutely. Drop-dead. Gorgeous. body. Just sayin’ haha.
take the skinny girl one down. she obviously is struggling and having her on here is only going to hurt her more. have some respect.
check out the blotchy crystal-meth-cowboy.
the author of this post is fatter and uglier than most of all these mugs (some of whom I must say are pretty good looking for Detroit/Southeast Michigan)