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Science and common sense have already established to the satisfaction of everyone except guys named Kevin that the name “Kevin” is so sorely lacking in distinction and personality that the name can be used as a verb meaning “Doing nothing of any value whatsoever.”
Now comes even worse news for men whose mothers were cruel and uncaring enough to curse their sons with that name:
No original source is cited for this alleged “fact,” although I want to believe it, and so I shall. The odds are good that somewhere across this great land, Kevin, Justin, Marvin, and Dennis are sitting at a booth in a Waffle House wondering why they can’t get laid. But the answer was there all along: It’s in their names.
What’s in a name? A lot. In fact, even a rose named “Kevin” would stink.
—JIM GOAD
Whether you found that picture or made it yourself, I’m still amazed it exists.
I know,right?!? My name is Kevin and I’ve gone pretty much unnoticed for almost 15 yrs…till recently for some strange reason.
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