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Mötley Crüe is a band from California, America that played hardcore grunge glam and then took their make up off and played sweet home fucking songs.
Mötley Crüe is a band from California, America that played hardcore grunge glam and then took their make up off and played sweet home fucking songs. If you are going to say their name aloud do yourself a favor: IGNORE THE FIRST UMLAUT. IT IS A FAKE. The second one is important though. You wouldn’t want people saying “Cruuh.” Have you ever heard of the President’s Book? They mention it in National Treasure 2. It’s a book the president has that contains all the secrets in it. Stuff like Area 51 and if we went to the moon etc.
There are rumors of a similar book about Mötley Crüe called Dirt . In it you learn Mick Mars is insane, Tommy Lee is dumb, Vince Neil is a good guy and Nikki Sixx is whatevs. You also learn they are completely self-obsessed. Tune into CNN tonight and try to reconcile “Too Fast For Love” with Tommy’s love of funky hats.
There’s a funny story about Rollins and the Misfits chasing them down the street in hollywood. I recently bought their first tape for a buck at a garage sale. you know, it isn’t as horrible as I remember, especially removed from the context of the early 80s, but they’re not as good as Guns n’ Roses, one of the few bands to transend their big hair roots.
I watched this. Mick Mars cannot look any deader. Vince Neil does seem kind of nice and cool. Are they really sober?? Sucks for them! There is something to be said for moderation. At least you don’t use all your wasted chips before you go on another greedy dinosaur tour.
Mick Mars has some kind of degenerative condition