Justin Halpern was always a good writer but it didn’t do him any good until he started quoting his dad. I let my dad take my place on Red Eye the other night and now I’m out of a job.
At least Justin got to keep the checks from the Shit My Dad Says book and TV show. I don’t get a penny when this asshole goes on one of his tirades (see 21:47) so please, do not watch Fox News tonight at 3 AM where he’ll be replacing Andy Levy as ombudsman.
Boycott Jimmy McInnes!