Posted by
Gavin
• 07.30.12 12:40 pm

Justin Halpern was always a good writer but it didn’t do him any good until he started quoting his dad. I let my dad take my place on Red Eye the other night and now I’m out of a job.

At least Justin got to keep the checks from the Shit My Dad Says book and TV show. I don’t get a penny when this asshole goes on one of his tirades (see 21:47) so please, do not watch Fox News tonight at 3 AM where he’ll be replacing Andy Levy as ombudsman.

Boycott Jimmy McInnes!

-GAVIN McINNES 

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Comments
  1. RED says:

    This is like when Normal Lear introduced Archie Bunker to America and they fell in love with him. Lear was trying to lampoon the average working class schlub and it blew up in his face.

  2. angelo says:

    you should tell your dad to do standup! Ala Neil Hamburger!

  3. John says:

    I would pay to see a movie or tv show of just Gavin doing his dad. Everything sounds better with a Glaswegian accent. Americans sound like total fags when we whine, but Scots turn it into an art.

  4. Ottawa Governing Board of Directors says:

    You’ll be hearing from our lawyers.

  5. Consuala says:

    every one is lafing, but im not

  6. I love when Gavin (Ahem, I mean Gavin’s Dad) is on Red Eye, because I don’t have TV and miss DVRing this show.

  7. Meh says:

    The overly tan guy still sucks.

  8. jazz says:

    Haha love <3
    is Sophie still able to walk?


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