IMPORTANT: Guys have a real problem getting dressed in the morning. You have the Streetwear Gang, the Ed Hardy Diseased, the buffed up Diesel Dogs, or the Devendra Banharts to choose from.

IMPORTANT: Guys have a real problem getting dressed in the morning. You have the Streetwear Gang, the Ed Hardy Diseased, the buffed up Diesel Dogs, or the Devendra Banharts to choose from. There’s always an extra accessory, too much shoe, or “statement” facial hair, which, in its current incarnation of hipsterface, is the Steampunk mustache (vom).

Sure, there are babes out there who have their shit together and understand what a basic shirt, simple pair of dark jeans, and decent pair of shoes can do to a woman. If your clothes fit well and don’t do the matchy-matchy thing, you’re going to getting laid more. To those of you who follow this credo, blowjobs and handys to you. For the rest of you, there is Nerd Boyfriend:

Featuring a tightly curated selection of vintage photographs featuring iconic men from Irving Penn and Bill Murray to Run DMC and Jackie Chan, the site is the b-i-b-l-e of men’s style. Direct links to purchase the key items in each look are provided so you don’t have to make an effort to look good anymore; it’s all right there.

Since your personal style is directly correlated to amount of vaginas you will see, my advice is to use this as your style guide. And girls, the photos of our intellectual and talented male heroes are reason enough to check the site daily.

-AVIVA YAEL
everythingisannoying.com

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