Do you like to do stuff?

Do you like songs played on guitars, ukuleles, and rape whistles with lyrics about not raping people or the NYPD finding shit in a bag?

Do you like being perceived as “cool”?

Cool! then go to the New York Funny Songs Fest starting tonight and running until Sunday.

—JESSICA DELFINO

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