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I used to be so normal and law-abiding. At least, I thought I was until the other night when I was at my college radio gig and I stopped to take a piss and saw the poster pictured above saying that drunk or stoned guys can’t give consent.
I practically have a manual on How to Be an Asshole in the works, but dining out is totally its own category.
Full disclosure: The biscuits pictured above are not actually the biscuits that ruined my health; the problem is that I neglected to take a picture of the biscuits in question before eating them.
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Right on the heels of the tragedy in Boston—of course I’m referring to an unnamed law-enforcement person erroneously telling an innocent wide-eyed CNN reporter that one of the bombing suspects had d!&k skin—police in New Orleans have referred to their shooting suspect du jour as “a young African-American male.”
Toru Hashimoto is the tiny-dicked loudmouthed mayor of Osaka Japan and should really have his balls cut off and fed to him with chopsticks after what he just said about Japanese troops’ forced use of an estimated 200,000 “comfort women” as undernourished, uncompensated, underappreciated, and overly smelly prostitutes during World War II.
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Backed by haunting (well, frankly, terrifying) soundtrack music, this slideshow reveals God’s impish and somewhat immature sense of humor.
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