Posted by
D. Eric Beckles
• 06.18.08 01:00 pm


I took this picture at the Scoot Inn, in Austin. I read it about 50 times alternating between rage and confusion.

I took this picture at the Scoot Inn, in Austin. I read it about 50 times alternating between rage and confusion. What the FUCK is a poetry slam? More to the point, why the fuck is poetry slam? I feel like a Jamaican fuming over the price of mangos in America when I see ads for these things. They are the ultimate beehives in my collective sonnets! Do we really need to make poetry sound extreme? I just see a piece of writing with rollerblades on when I think POETRY SLAM! A room of salon-dreads, brand new back- to-school clothes, squinting eyes, hand crafted jewelry and nodding heads. It’s like a C.S.I. club on steroids.

STOP SLAMMING! STOP MOSHING!

Look at this. JESUS! I can’t even understand these people it doesn’t even sound like English!

  1. STREET POETRY IS AWESOME!
  2. NYC: CHICKEN LEGS READS HER POETRY TONIGHT
  3. WROOP WROOP! THE SROUND OF THE PRORLICE


Comments
  1. turdz says:

    I can’t follow you then i can and then I’m like WTF are you talking about then I laff of my chair.

  2. PedoBear says:

    How old is that girl in the clip….

  3. PINK TREAT says:

    i’d still ravage her

  4. dink says:

    does she say paris hilton at 0:58?
    her bitching about paparazzi and michael jackson™ makes me “laugh of my chair” too. zee ansir ish bloeing in zee vind! man, I’m letterallay laughing at my chair now!… fuckin’ chair.

  5. Reid says:

    “beehives in my collective sonnets” ??!! Now THAT’S poetry.

  6. raymi says:

    i wrote POETRY SLAMS = SINGLE FOREVS in the bathroom at the victory (home of poetry slams) and it started a hugemongous war with poetry twinks that was eventually painted over, i have pics, basically, ungh shut up.

  7. mark says:

    Damn – the shit we let cute young girls get away with. Can you imagine if some middle-aged German dude was trying to pull off the same “rap”; what kind of abuse he’d be receiving here.

  8. Ron says:

    scoot inn is very controversial and supposedly racist, that why its a poetry slam and not Def Poerty Jam….

  9. billy says:

    yo! watch me flip and rip on this freedom tip


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