You know this thing on Twitter and CNN, the whole EGYPT meme? The one with all the dirty guys in the ’80s clothes who like, fucking CROWDED that little Tiananmen-square type area? That shit was tight.
You know this thing on Twitter and CNN, the whole EGYPT meme? The one with all the dirty guys in the ’80s clothes who like, fucking CROWDED that little Tiananmen-square type area? That shit was tight.
They’re like “FREEDOM!”
“X-BOX!!! BOOKS AND FREEDOM AND TWITTER!”
How dope was it that they mobilized grassroots style and are demanding that this fucking TYRANT sit his ass down??? “SIT DOWN, YOU FUCK!!!!”
Oh wait, I forgot: These are crazy Arab psychopaths, who if they get unfettered Facebook access, will just use it to tag photos of women caught without burkas so they can stone them to death.
Why is everyone sucking these guys’ dicks as if they were American minorities? “Ooooh, evereyone tint their icons Egyptian-color and support these freedom fighters!!” Get bent.
Careful before you start sucking their dicks like they’re gay, lip-gloss wearing, lite-skinned Jordanian-Americans working at Uniqlo — remember for five years we wished Saddam Hussein was still alive to control all the crazy psychopaths we freed? Boy was that a Shi’ite idea.
Why does everyone think Freedom and Democracy are such a good thing? Garbage in, garbage out: Human beings are morons, especially THESE fucking psychopaths, who I wouldn’t trust to organize a luncheon — LITERALLY — let alone a government.
WE can’t even get it right, so how the hell are these idiots going to do it? They’re stuck in like the year 10,000 B.C.
This whole thing is a Pandora’s Box of cock.
It’s going to end with another Iran: a big religious hellhole of medieval, anti-gay, holocaust-denying faggots.
And speaking of box, Anderson Cooper should be a little more careful. I like that guy, and he will be RAPED AND KILLED if he’s caught out there, on account of he’s a homosexual.
Notice how even in that fucking Tiananmen-square-waiting-to-happen, ALL the so-called “protesting” women still have their head scarves on. If one of them slips off for even an instant, the most freedom-loving, X-box craving liberal male among them will bury her up to her neck and stone her right there at that Arab Colbert rally.
Fuck Egypt.
ahahahaha he loves them!!
you’re a stupid racist douchebag
thanks grandpa
not ironic enough.
What’s your hassle, man? Things are GREAT in Iraq, just dandy.
this is the column Thomas Friedman wanted to write.
The typical pro-Israel Neocon line.
Bogus freedom/democracy with American troops in situ and 100% certainty of Israel friendly government – good!
Real freedom/democracy with chance of anti-Israel sentiment – not so much.
I want my 1.5 billion back!
not only is this shit totally retarded there we’re already reports of anderson cooper leaving because him and his producer were attacked before this was even posted. yawwwwwn. this trying to be edgy and provocative bullshit is not offensive or shocking its just boring.
these morons won’t get it until the ultimate bleeding hearts, guilt ridden rights showdown: gay versus palestinian. then what?
So much grousing of straw men and so on, and now we’re making a mountain of anti-Semitism and oppression of the gays? Bitch, please.
Benji, that’s t’ite.
USA GET ONLY 10%-15% OF ITS OIL FROM MIDDLE EAST, WHILE EUROPE INSTANTLY STOPS WITHOUT IT. LET THE SMUG EUROPEANS PAY FOR AND FIGHT FOR THEIR OWN GEOPOLITICAL INTERESTS. If educated underemployed european beauties were properly funded with euro-backing and arrived en masse and were set up in a thousand special science-teaching schools, they would win the middle east within five years without firing a shot. Of course a lot of shots would be fired in their direction, but that’s the point! Because they’d be sticky white shots that only fly three feet. the end.
Fantastic. All of you saying it’s racist, you’re actually the racist ones.
you are awful
random non sequitur…
awesome
By the way – somethin did jut happen to Anderson Cooper. How you liberal Arab lovin fags gonna blame that one on BN. He fucking called it! (again)
@callin’ quinn the shit that happened to anderson cooper happened before bn wrote this.
p.s. liberal arab lovin’ fags is a oxymoron dipshit. those are the two opposing points.
“Careful before you start sucking their dicks like they’re gay, lip-gloss wearing, lite-skinned Jordanian-Americans working at Uniqlo”
this description is too factual. sorry, benji.
“Notice how even in that fucking Tiananmen-square-waiting-to-happen, ALL the so-called “protesting” women still have their head scarves on. If one of them slips off for even an instant, the most freedom-loving, X-box craving liberal male among them will bury her up to her neck and stone her right there at that Arab Colbert rally.”
Uh huh. So the footage I’m watching right now that shows 50% of women unveiled… that’s fake, right? Concocted by Arab-loving lefty pussies, right?
ALL YOU COCK-GOBBLING REFLEXIVE ARAB-HATERS, GUESS THE FUCK WHAT. IT’S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT SOME, POSSIBLY EVEN MOST, OF THE ANTI-MUBARAK PROTESTERS ARE NOT SHARIA-PUSHING RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS. MAYBE MOST ARE ACTUALLY FOR INCREASED WESTERN-STYLE FREEDOMS. MAYBE THEY’RE JUST TIRED OF HAVING TOO LITTLE TO EAT AND/OR NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD TO GET MARRIED (I.E. NOT ABLE TO HAVE RESPECTABLE SEX). MAYBE SHARIA WON’T BE THE END RESULT OF THIS PUSH. CAN YOU EVEN CONCEDE THAT THAT IS A GENUINE POSSIBILITY AT THIS POINT? IF YOU CAN’T ACCEDE TO THAT SIMPLE REALITY, THEN YOU SHOULD STFU AND GO BACK TO POO-EATING, BECAUSE YOUR NEANDERTHALIC BROAD-BRUSHING OF ALL ARABS AS CRAZED HYPER-ISLAMISTS ONLY HINDERS THE WEST’S ABILITY TO RESPOND INTELLIGENTLY AND IN A WAY THAT WILL MOVE EVENTS TOWARD DECREASING GLOBAL VIOLENCE.
I’m with Real Dealer. AND HIS INFECTIOUS USE OF CAPS LOCK. GET FUCKED, BENJI-BOY.
SINCERELY,
AN OPTIMIST.
McInnes on twitter: British people are so PC it’s ridiculous…also anyone who even THINKS about critizing Israel, like , say, if you’re an Egyptian and you have a horrible dictator who’s kept in place because he abides by a peace agreement with them?, you’re an anti semite!
Two relevant points:
1) http://tinyurl.com/2bfvhtw
2) http://tinyurl.com/46lt6cq
You really got the some peoples dander up with this one. I like this. Its like giving a bum a 40 oz full of piss. People might get offended but hey they drink it, willingly. You indignant fucks who have a problem with a joke like this are the same reason why a site like this exists. Thanks for fueling the fire, its fun to watch and it smells good too.
Benji is the biggest troll on SC.
Mostly I am just sad that this seems so lazy. Ben is usually one of the better writers here. Whether or not this is a joke it feels like there’s not much effort going on.
the choice here is:
leave the dictator in place who keeps egypt corrupt but tries to maintain some semblance of calm in the middle east
OR
have a populist revolution that will result in a theocratic government based on sharia and will not hesitate to fuck with israel on the reg
i think both of those options suck.
SO SOGGY, BUT Y’ALL WHO’RE CALLIN TROLLED ARE IN FACT THE TROLL-EES. Arab-defending response was directed at Quinn-fag, not Ben-fag, because Quinn-fag was trolling too, so it’s obvs that REAL DEALER was pre-emptively doublee-reverse trolling this whole confection long before breakfast! As for alter-ego Chim-Chim, he was PRETENDING to agree with REAL DEALER, but only ironically, so joke was on you all, while REAL DEALER was already in bed with today’s five strippers while you were posting cartoons and drinking your own lonely piss-filled false-reverse-irony 40. and whatnot. REALDEALER JUST GOT 5 BIG-TITTED BITCHES PREGNANT, WHAT’VE YOU DONE TODAY FOR EGYPT, SON?
Hey real dealer, even if the resulting government is non-religious, do you really think that they’re gonna be able to run the country better than mubarak? They are destroying the country which is only going to lead to more poverty there. Let’s talk in 10 years when you have long forgotten your wonderful cause and let’s see how much “freedom and democracy” exists there.
Ben wrote this before the Anderson Cooper attack. If you think post time is the same as when something was written, you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand how editorial works.
He called it, I’ll give him that, but in all fairness it’s not rocket psychics to know that a gay western journalist would be attacked in this envmnt.
Fuck Egypt? Fuck Compton!
what a little rebel
If REAL DEALER was capable of sincere feeling, he would feel sorry for anyone who thinks they know in advance that all possible outcomes will be bad. But, REAL DEALER is like you, so of course he KNOWS that it’s all going to turn to shit, no matter what. So, if REAL DEALER was capable of caring how you felt, he’d ask if you’re happy now. But of course he’s not capable, so he doesn’t care. He just knows it’s all shit. And that all that is shit of course includes you, so REAL DEALER accept your thanks in advance. He says you’re welcome!
Fuck this shit, man, fuck this shit. We got Iraq, we got Afghanistan. Now let’s send in some fucking Ozarkians to take Egypt the fuck over. If they don’t like their fucken king, they sure as fuck won’t like us. We got da pyramids!
Lets doooooooo diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss…
I hate to say it, but Benjew’s right.
^^ @Damien, why mess with ground troops?
Religion is gay and shit, but it’s nice to see the the fire under the Jews’ smug asses. About time for a WWIII.
Can’t fucken bomb the fuck out the place, it’s not a fecken jungle mate. The pyramids and shit. Tourism. That’s money in the bank mate.
more sugar for zatar
you guys posted something on what’s going on in egypt and this is it.
“ALL the so-called “protesting” women still have their head scarves on.”?
http://twitpic.com/3vyrgj
in your face.
more here, btw: http://totallycoolpix.com/2011/01/the-egypt-protests/
and here: http://totallycoolpix.com/2011/01/the-egypt-protests-part-2/
@Wyatt
oooooh a j-lo lookalike with no burka on. TITS OR GTFO
Talk to Jim Goad about this, he knows his shit. I need to go for a piss while staring at my neighbour getting changed, maybe catch a fucking bird. I am Wooster the cat…I am the wind.
WELL THIS IS OBVIOSULY A ‘TROLL POST’ BECASUE EVERY-ONE KNOWS THAT B.N. SUPPORTED THE IRANIN REVOLT’S A FEW YEAR’S AGO, WHEN THE IRANIN’S WEAR TAKING A STRONG STAND DEMANDING THAT THEY’RE GOVERMENT MAINTAIN A BETTER RELATION’S WITH ISREAL. AND NOW THE EGYPSIAN’S ALL SO TAKEING THE SAME, STRONG STAND WIHT THE IRANIN’S, TELLING THEY’RE MUSLIM SHAHRIA DICTATER THAT ‘WE OUR DEMOCRATIAC AND DEMOCRASIES SHOUDL BE FREIND’S WITH NEIGHBOR ISREAL, THE BEACON OF HOPE FOR THE NEW MIDDLE EAS’.
P.S. WELL IN ANY CASE, THE AFRICA SCOHLAR GAVIN MACINES TOLD US THAT LITTERALLY EVERY PERSON IN AFRICA PRATICES THE ‘JU-JU’ RELIGION SO IN THE END I DO’NT REALLY CARE FOR THEM EGYPSIAN.
Just making sure I’ve got this right: we’re supposed to be libertarians and zionists. We should be isolationists except when it involves Israel. This being young and edgy stuff gets so confusing
Its weird how we’re the first generation that actually thinks its funny and “cool” to laugh at current events like this.
anyone who thinks it’s funny and ‘cool’ to laugh at young people being killed in the streets is a pathetic shell of a human being who needs to re-examine his priorities. period.
I guess their slogan is, “we hate america.” So what are we going to do with that Egyptian army the USA bought and paid for? Tell them to give us the money back? No, you crush the rabble.
Swing Kid, you’re forgiven for being a mere kid. To all the adults, though, I say this: The Egyptian protesters don’t hate America. They hate their nation’s system that makes half of them try to live on 2 fucking dollars a day, while no one can so much as mail a fucking letter without paying a fucking bribe. Capeesh? It’s not anti-Westernism. It’s unbearable life circumstances-ism.
So the REAL DEAL question is: How can America help these poor suffering fellow humans get a job, enough fucking food, AND a good hope for an uncorrupt future? US-backed Mubarak clearly has done precisely NOT that. PLUS, you must keep Israel fat and happy. Tall the fuck order, yo.
Egypt will not rest until Mubarak goes. simple fact. make America come out smelling rosy, and we’ll have won the Middle East for 100 years. Because as goes Egypt, so goes the Arab world. You’re welcome.
Actually megatons, that’s not the US’s job.
The US’s job is to help ME get a job, not some fucking Egyptians, so fuck you. I love how the world is telling Obama he has to speak up. FUCK YOU I thought you didn’t want our imperialist help with anything anymore?
We’re not falling for that shit again.
Fucking assholes, fix it yourself.
Agree with this last gentleman. All comments to the contrary we find highly WACK.
@ Detroit and Juicy, hm, I guess you two don’t have the fortitude to perceive that my argument contained your sentiments within it as a subset, as in: if stopping US support of Mubarak and and gtfo of Egypyt is the best way forward, then that is indeed what US should do.
See, guys, in the adult world of reality, the US now does have to do something, even if that something is just to hightail it outta there. And if the US leaves, then the manner in which the US leaves will, in reality, make a difference. THAT is why the world awaits a strong declaration from Obama.
So study hard, you chilluns, use your thinking caps, and you might make yourself a decent job someday.
@Meatons
Well thought out and mature comeback. Nice.
not only is megatons of cum wrong, she’s also a real c u next tuesday about it- must be a bureaucrat.
not only is @just my hairy cunt wrong about something wrong, she’s also real unspecific about it- must be an aristocrat.
@ Real Dealer
Wasn’t being ironic, I was feeling your anger. And I don’t really care if this is a troll thread, no matter how you slice it, this post is just so fucking depressing. I Weep for America’s youth whose libertarianism born from privilige bleeds into detached cruelty.
although, I has to be said that I did have a hearty chuckle at ‘pandora’s box of cock’. Wonder what one of those look like.
Democracy and freedom for Iraq and Afghanistan but not Egypt. Don’t ask why.
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU – THIS IS PERFECTION
how does editorial work?
the universal basic Street Carnage political comment reads as follows:
“I didn’t quite follow what had just been sloppily half-ironically argued, but whatever, I’m going to take this opportunity to say “fuck”, or even better, “fuck you”.
Egypt is bumpin bumpin…. bumpin bumpin…
I dont get it
thats cuz it’s bumpin, bumpin…
… bumpin, bumpin…