Look I’m not presuming Monday is exclusively a colored fella, or a Chinaman, or a Cauckyasian…or even a woman or one of them homosexuals. What I am presuming is that Monday will try and try again to piss on you and you cannot allow yourself to get urine on your Monday best! You have to practice your PMA, that is to say, being Positively Mental about your Attitude. You have to crack Monday’s nuts and then move on to creepy Tuesday. Who; by the way, is taking notes on not pissing you off after seeing Monday get it in the Coconuts…

P.S. The commentary by Jesse the Bod is excruciating. I think they are talking in their sleep.

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1. MONDAYS!
2. HEY ANIMALS GET A CLUE!
3. IF I SAW MONDAY SNEAKING UP ON ME…
4. SUNDAY FUNNIES
5. AW-SHUCKS. MONDAY IS NOT MOMDAY!