Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., son of a guy who fucked Marilyn Monroe before having his brains blown out, was arrested yesterday for tying himself to the White House to protest the proposed Keystone oil pipeline.
Kennedy believes the pipeline could contribute to global warming, and obviously a global government from which it’s impossible to hide and which claims authority to siphon away the fruits of the world’s laborers via a global tax, is the only way to fight this looming scourge.
It can’t possibly be that he’s a pampered, protected, obscenely wealthy white tool of global power who’s never suffered a day in his life and has no idea how much federal complicity in globalizing the economy has already demolished America’s working class. He’s a man of the people, just like every other professional protestor. And tying himself to the White House certainly doesn’t make him look like a narcissistic sanctimonious douche or anything.