Do you guys remember old school shit in NYC? Parties where you might get TB? People in their panties covered in blood, being like, so passe?

Glitter fucking everywhere? Piles of puke on top of dog shit? That still exists, in Bushwick, the dreams of rockers who are now old and, oh yeah, in the East Village this Saturday night at 8 PM. This party is free and is guaranteed to be disgusting, fun and a sight of pure beauty. Bring your A game costumes for the contest though, these people take this contest very seriously, like on a “Toddlers and Tiaras” level.

—JESSICA DELFINO

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