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Gavin
• 07.27.12 10:18 am 
Some psychotic Serb was on Red Eye the other night. He kept calling American men pussies and faggots but he also admitted to having sex with them. He said, “Fagbashing is for homos. I like to hurt them on the inside.” When pushed to extrapolate he goes, “I fuck them a few times until they fall in love with me and then I just fucking dump their ass for no reason. You should see them cry. They cry like the little faggots they are.” I was like, “Ooooh kaaaye.”
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Lauren Silvan is turned on by the Serb.
I’ve never heard of this show and am literally incredulous as to its authenticity.
This has to be some “The Onion” shit… right?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! awesome.
This is ignorant garbage top to bottom.
Now that’s commitment!
Thank God you weren’t metaphorically incredulous.
that shit is like 43 minutes long. i’m talking about david arquette’s dick, of course.
Always enjoy some red eye…
When that annoying liberal asked Gavin if Gavin knew anyone on welfare Gavin should have said, “yeah, my coke dealer.”
That tan guy sucks.
I kept trying to compose a comment that described Gavin as more intelligent / talented than everyone else in the clip combined, but I couldn’t figure out a way to do it where it didn’t sound like a back-handed dis.
Dumb people like me shouldn’t be able to express their opinion so publicly.
I wish I was on TV.
This show is sad, I mean gavin makes up for it and If anyone should be on a Fox show, its him! Though Fox is a joke, I hope the empire crumbles, fast. Like Myspace did after they bought it. Fuck Rupert and his whole family, or make love to Rupert and his whole family. Fox being edgy! Now thats the biggest joke ever.
Balloon lips next to Gavin is that kid in school that wants to be liked by everyone so bad he just does anything to gain attention. Jesus, what a sad sack of shit. Clueless, tasteless, unskilled that dude is a train wreck and evidence that even if you’re completely worthless, if you’re relentless you’ll miraculously make your way on TV.
surprised that fox news had zizek on as a guest.
Think Tanked: black chick beside Gavin would defintely bang him. And with this, Lauren looks like she wants to take him to the bonezone. Unstoppable kavorka, Gavin. Damn….
how did the voice of montreal start again? or is that not welfare?
@Anonymous
Next time you’re in a bookstore browse through the first vice chapter in “How to Piss in Public.” The company was started DESPITE the government not because of it. They were stifling business so the only way we could get something going was to accept their stupid terms (go on welfare to be part of their “get off welfare” program). Then change the name and go solo.
“I make love to you and your whole family” Almost shot soda out of my nose. Almost.
lol “If you’re going to interrupt me, have a zinger.”