Has everyone seen the naked picture of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi yet?
She’s the famous dwarf from the MTV hit show Jersey Shore. (She’s a piece of shit.) I only say that because I recently read that Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D all get paid $150,000 an episode and bonuses on top of that for a total of two million dollars a season. I know it’s only jealousy, but fuck these fucking people! I try to be happy for anyone not starving, but these assholes have no right to be on TV influencing others. They should all be selling foot massagers at the mall like other losers.
I’m just jealous of their bank accounts. Snooki recently gave this picture of herself naked to whatever media outlet will call it "stolen" and I can’t help but notice she seems to be one hole short of seven—her asshole! Where is it? WTF? Even Gavin claims the vagina is basically inside the asshole, and Snooki’s seems to be missing.
Have you seen Snooki’s asshole?
This would kill if I had the Photoshop skills to put that on the back of a milk carton, but I don’t, so let’s just sit back and admire what a four-inch taint looks like. Some men hate assholes and I’m guessing this is like a dream to them.
—JESSE ANDREW
the line just keeps going and going
she’s got no ankles
Introducing Carvel’s newest ice cream cake: Snookipuss.
i was initially surprised with how okay i was with this, and then i saw the ankles
Look at that ax wound. Is it smothered in Italian dressing like the rest of her glossy orange body? Her asshole is just camouflage
Snooki’s asshole starts at the soles of her feet and ends at the top of her head
or
It’s right below her nose. That seems to be where all the shit comes out.
Wait until she has that kid. You will be using phrases like “jelly roll”, “belly fat” and “folds of skin” to describe this cow in training.
A sharpened rock in one hand and my flaccid penis in the other.
I really did not need to see this. However, thanks for the warning. I can finish barfing now.
I bet my ex is jacking off to this ugly pussy right now. I still hate him for dumping me. I think about my ex all the time—even at 5 in the morning.
I feel ashamed of my culture. You Americans, you glorify your women.
it’s there it’s just, wow. why this angle however, how is this even hot?
I smell ham.
She doesnt have ankles!? Nevermind a bum hole.
She has an asshole. It’s just in the next frame.
thinking about it now, I guess “done got bored” probably does top the list of reasons people have for photographing their own crotches. if this were a 20 pic series, I’m sure she’d be yawning in several. in pic 4, she’d be flipping off the dictionary, “man FUCK words, so boring, I’M SOOO BORED”.