I think you’re a total asshole for calling me an asshole, even if I called you an asshole first.
I think you’re a total asshole for calling me an asshole, even if I called you an asshole first. But you acted like an asshole first—you were behaving in an assholish sort of way, and simply because I stated this fact, because I brought words and truth together, that doesn’t make me an asshole. I would have to do something assholian in order to earn the title “asshole,” not merely point out that you were acting like one.
To be honest, I didn’t really even care that you were acting like an asshole. As long as I could state my feelings about how you were acting, I was fine. But then you had to go and act like a Double Asshole just because I called you an asshole.
That’s when you started calling me an asshole. So I said, “Fine, go ahead and call me an asshole—I don’t agree with you,” and in your eyes, that made me an even bigger asshole, when in my eyes, it only made you look like the real asshole in this situation.
The way I see it, only one of us can be the real asshole, and that asshole is you. I didn’t want you to be the asshole. I have nothing invested in your being an asshole. So why you got to be an asshole about this?
—THEY’VE-MADE-AN-EXCEPTION-AND-ARE-PUBLISHING-ME-A-SECOND-TIME JOEY
cool story hansel
you’re not an asshole so much as you’re boring, which is worse. at least assholes do something.
no, taco, you’re the asshole. that’s the point of the article. what kind of name is “taco puncherface,” anyway? sounds like an asshole’s name.
^^^ What they said. Taco’s clearly the one being an asshole here.
One more vote against taco. What an asshole.
It’s obvious that when someone deliberately calls themselves “taco puncherface”—rather than, you now, whatever his mom and pop named him—that you’re dealing with an asshole.
You’re scaring away customers. Get a room
More of this ONE-TIME-ONLY-EXTRA-SPECIAL-GUEST-CONTRIBUTOR!!!
I think we can all agree that I am the asshole.
By one time they meant one lifetime, right?
“It’s obvious that when someone deliberately calls themselves “taco puncherface”—rather than, you now, whatever his mom and pop named him—that you’re dealing with an asshole.” thanks ANONYMOUS. good advice.
do you guys realize that y’all just proved my point? i’m the asshole. i’m easily more interesting than this load of shit article because everyone’s talking about me, “the asshole” and not about this poorly written piece of high school newspaper trash.
Taco, babe—you’re not an asshole, you’re a moron. You’re too stupid to be an asshole.
What if someone had assholes for eyes.
^Then they would only listen to shitty music.
@tard taco – listen, babe, ignorance is bliss. i’d rather be stupid than an asshole.
Not only is he a stupid asshole, but he’s persistant. The only reason people are talking about you instead of the article is because the article didnt have some shitty little quip that antagonized them into doing it.