Does Coleman even care anymore? Well, of course the answer is no but how much self esteem can this guy afford to break off and sell to people?
Does Coleman even care anymore? Well, of course the answer is no but how much self esteem can this guy afford to break off and sell to people? Look at that backhanded, insidious tag line: “After 25 years some things are still fresh.” It reads innocently enough at first I suppose. Not exactly ground breaking shit and then you realize the operative word is “some” and the whole thing becomes a cringe sandwich. Some things are still fresh as in New York Fries but not Coleman. Look, Coleman keep doing what you do, Gad knows I love it but WHOA are the bills stacking up that high? And New York Fries, all you have to say about your product is that it tastes better and fresher than Gary Coleman’s career? What a glowing recommendation. Congrats to both of you for keeping it real brutal.
FIRST! and yes this ad is beyond making no sense.
who ever wrote this sounds like a little bitch. “boo hoo, they are making fun of gary coleman” eat a dick you(homo)
I thought this was good, marked by clever discerning awareness and hardheaded acumen.
FUCK OLD PEEPLE!
I’m tired of all these hipsters with their retro flannel shirts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_enema
Dear Pussyfoot. Are you wearing open-toe shoes?
An aperiodic G. Coleman topology is scathingly posited throughout the TV Carnage series. This post concerns the ongoing text-to-text relationship between TVC and the corporate body that is G. Coleman.
look like dis nigga been deep fried
Why does D. Bacles even waste his time shitty on this travesty (Coleman of course, not the fries)
haha u rite Derrick!
On another note, I clicked more as soon as I saw a pic of fries.
Are they at least good?
You know what’s brutal? Today in the bath I realized my cock and balls strongly resemble Larry Fine. Then when I was getting dressed my pit bull walked up and bit me on the dick through my underwear. Now my cock and balls look like Larry Fine after a bar fight.
Yo I heard the rainstorms ain’t nothin to mess with
But I can’t feel a drip on the strip, it’s a trip
baha @ will smith. but anyway that ad confused me for sure.
“Look at that backhanded, insidious tag line:”
That, my friends, deserves the fucking Pullitzer for literature. Obama kills a fly and gives money to poor d00ds to buy reliable foreign cars??? Yet earns a peace prizzze? P’shaw!!!!
P’shaw.
I heard that reading books and taking part in other literary things will improve one’s ability to properly use commas. Oh well. At least you still have the work ethic of Winston Churchill to fall back on.
P.S. What the hell is this post all about? Or is it one of those cultural thangs that “peeps” like me will never understand?
gay
When you try to write you show that you are the weakest link.
IV’in heroin is still fucking brutal
Gary Coleman looks more like Florida Evans.
I heard Gary Coleman is a black belt.
Literally, some guy wears him as a belt.
Is this about hip-hop?
Yes, yes, but the real questions remains: what does Preck think of all this (although ‘looks like dis nigga been deep fried’ was pretty on point).
you’re not fooling anyone.
how many preservatives do they put into those french fries?