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• 02.13.08 09:15 am

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We at SBTVC.COM want to congratulate Mr. Coleman for finding his true love. That’s right, after 40 years, the Hollywood Playboy is no longer available.

We at SBTVC.COM want to congratulate Mr. Coleman for finding his true love. That’s right, after 40 years, the Hollywood Playboy is no longer available. Famous for being very open about his sexual prowess, Mr. Coleman has hung up his top 1000,000 most eligible bachelor crown for true love. Sure he and bride Shannon Price may not talk for a week at a time but who could blame her for not being able to vocalize the excitement of being his wife. Shit, take two weeks to gain your composure. The happy couple has been married since August but dropped the BOMB today.
Our sincerest congratulations to the Coleman’s and best wishes for the future. As for the females of the planet… time to move on and have funeral for your fantasies of landing this dream cruise liner.

  1. SORRY LADIES GARY COLEMAN IS MARRIED!
  2. COLEMAN KKK


Comments
  1. Jerk says:

    what do I do dad

    Hope she knows that he beats women

  2. mama says:

    Well, he only just started DOING IT, and GETTING GOOD AT IT, recently.

  3. Gavin says:

    “If you will.”

    I will. I will.

  4. damn guy says:

    GOOD EDIT


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