Posted by
Gavin
• 07.13.10 09:05 am

Way to go, genius. You brought your girlfriend on tour. Way to pack a lunch for the all-you-can-eat buffet.

★★★★★★★★☆☆

  1. A SALUTE TO GENIUSES: PART UNO
  2. STREET BONER 1253
  3. STREET CARNAGE TOUR MESSAGE
  4. STREET BONER 1242
  5. STREET BONER 1232


Comments
  1. XpunkX says:

    Lol Truth sir truth.

  2. kure kure takora says:

    Except your own lunch is a lot better than all the shitty buffet food that’s been sitting out there for days, and makes you feel a lot less sick afterwords.

    wink wink

    nudge nudge

    if you know what I mean.

  3. THE GHOST OF EMMET TILL says:

    I’m sure her stock will plummet dramatically when showers become few and far between and her PMS his a fever pitch somewhere outside of Austin.

  4. Uncle Wah Wah says:

    So honey…

    Where are we at right now?
    Where are we going next?
    Do we know anyone there?
    What are we going to do there?
    Can we go here?
    Why do you want to go there?
    When we get home can we____________?

    Life is an endless journey….

  5. dragler says:

    a girl with actual curves? is this SC?

  6. I want you to go skate with your little friends, have fun, I’ll just be here in the van reading magazines or maybe I’ll go talk to some of the other bands

  7. esteban says:

    your band probably sucks and you’ll likely not have a hotter girlfriend than this, so go for it.

  8. Vane$$a says:

    I bet he’s gonna get pissed when his band mates eat his Cheatos.

  9. imyar says:

    but shes soooo hotttttttt

  10. Anonymous says:

    NO GF’S ON TOUR!!!

  11. GENE PARMESAN says:

    @esteban-100%truth

    give her a bag of weed,a sammich and a copy of Nylon. She’ll keep quiet.

  12. Stephen says:

    Hottest knee I’ve seen on this site yet.

  13. DetoNate says:

    ditto @esteban and @Stephen. It’s a well known fact that “buffets” are bacteria traps. Bring her along, and teach her to tune your axe/kit/whatever.

  14. no.thanks. says:

    bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbutt.

  15. Greyhood says:

    nice pose ho

  16. War N Buffet says:

    the-all-you-can-cheat-buffet

  17. drikker says:

    @ dragler

    if you think she’s curvy, lay off the dope

  18. Anonymous says:

    flat as a board

  19. Anonymous says:

    that’s ellie, she rules, rips at guitar, has a sexy voice and isvery curvy. here’s her band myspace.com/somedaysmusic

  20. Double Penne says:

    Great idea: Have your girlfriend be the only chick (for a long period of time) in a bus full of horny,lonely dudes with over-inflated senses of self worth. Know that as soon as you go to sleep the second guitar player,who never got laid until he was in this band, is trying to lay some groundwork.

    And if you are thinking that maybe you can get in one of those menageries with your chick and another girl,it’s probably gonna be more like you,your gf and the merch guy after one too many shots of tequila.

  21. dragler says:

    drikker- I’m seeing something resembling an ass which I want to encourage

  22. miss appalachian says:

    burger records

  23. Dr marvin says:

    Anyone who drinks Maccabi over goldstar is a douche. Cool tshirt though

  24. Vane$$a says:

    being on top of raymi gets me hot.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Very average and her thinking she’s hot just makes it worse.

  26. lb says:

    uh i think we need some geometric reeducation into what a fucking curve is

  27. Sergian says:

    Something about those shoes makes me want to give her a creampie.

  28. imyar says:

    hi vane$$a!

  29. as the drummer it is my duty to fuck her causing a rift between band members which will result in 1 great album then split up and become regular schmoes

  30. that girl says:

    actually im just the merch girl. the growlers only date 10′s.

  31. joe queer says:

    my girlfriend doesnt like my band. bad news?

  32. ZOGISTAN says:

    If you take her on tour, what’s she going to do, hitchhike home?

  33. Peeny Paps says:

    What an amazing pair of legs. The rest is meh but those legs…whew.

  34. Ugly men’s loafers with big square chunk-o heels on ‘em. Anyway. I forget what I was going to say, but did you ever notice, Dr. Oz looks like a Turkish Quentin Tarantino.


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