How’s that for self-referential? This is a stupid little video I recorded after Pinky and Gavin’s screening but I put it up because I think it’s a great example of what shitty people they are.
How’s that for self-referential? This is a stupid little video I recorded after Pinky and Gavin’s screening but I put it up because I think it’s a great example of what shitty people they are. I mean, I used to like them as individuals and have even seen moments of tenderness from both (not sexually — ew) but when they are together, they are just fucking assholes. I don’t mean that in a Sex Pistols way where they’re all FTW and “Kicking out the Jams.” I mean, very dark individuals that enjoy suffering and pain and everything bad about the world. Look at TV Carnage. It calls itself a “Celebration of Bad TV.” They’re like pigs wallowing in the filth and it’s not rebellious. It’s morbid. They’d like to think of themselves as young punks but they’re really just old Goths.
The first night I met them was at a party in Montreal where a girl was outside in the snow throwing up. They went up to her and I thought they were going to help but Gavin started saying something like, “Imagine your dad’s wet ass pushed up against my dad’s wet ass and there’s butter all over the hairs and there’s just fucking FLIES EVERYWHERE!” The girl groaned and let out the biggest puke I’d ever seen. Pinky and Gavin both cheered hysterically and ran off laughing. It was disgusting on so many levels.
The screening went well and it would be nice to see them enjoy a job well done but all they had to say was “Where’s the barf?” and “Where are the Hollywood Jews?” It was like they were allergic to accolades and didn’t want anything good to happen. I used to think living like this was exciting but now it just makes me scared and depressed and angry — really, really, really, angry.
So, I’m here to say, “Fuck those guys.”
This will be my last post on this site ever.
Goodbye Street Carnage.
And good riddance.
-CHRISTI BRADNOX
When I’m trying to puke, I think of a really bad yeast infection – piled high with select cold cuts and rancid mayo.
i got a yeast infection in my foot once, that was yucky
if you let go of the christi bradnox persona your just going to end up sounding like vanessa all the time gavin
I got a yeast infection in my mouth once after getting vd from going down on this slut.
What are you talking about? You’re surrounded by Jews in the video.
but where will you go…blah blah, later. how did we all get yeast infections
it’s fun and funny to make people puke!! Their mouths hang open and they go “auuughhhhhh….aughhhhhh,” like the weirdest noises ever, and then all this insane shit (protoshit) comes out of their mouths — how is that not funny!!!
not that these two geysers aren’t pathetic and depraved alcoholic losers with surprisingly ugly physical features.
first BN and now Christi
oh no you are killing the christi bradnox pseudonym?
Shes not going anywhere!!!!! She will be back, on her knees just waiting to be spanked black and blue.
You guys could learn from the Wizard of Oz. Don’t come out from behind the curtain. You are old and Ugly.