Posted by
Gavin
• 11.20.09 10:00 am


Here is a horror docudrama by Pinky starring Martin Scorsese and a very drunk Zooey Deschanel.


Here is a horror docudrama by Pinky starring Martin Scorsese and a very drunk Zooey Deschanel. Without giving too much away, the impetus behind the film was, according to Pinky, “To make something tangible that would elicit emotions over thousands of years and blow people’s minds by having the guy die at the end.”

-GAVIN MCINNES

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Comments
  1. Street Boning says:

    this helped me get through the last 2 minutes and 36 seconds

  2. lb says:

    rejected

  3. Yo Mamma says:

    I hate ads

  4. perf says:

    L to the O to the L

  5. Dill says:

    Awful… please stick to making mildly humorous comments about 7′s.

  6. Sir Fagsalot says:

    Yeah, I only made it 1:30 in. Pretty fucking annoying

  7. Frank Fittesaft says:

    @ Sir Fagsalot

    Yeah, congratulations and best whishes idiot, you got the entire point.

  8. wyatt says:

    every good idea last pictures touches turns to total fucking shit. sorry bryan, but you guys suck.

  9. IT’s ON THE NEWS!

  10. fuckface says:

    Jupiter Jack is astronaut slang for a handjob. this video is fucking hilarious.

  11. Ed Hardly says:

    Juice cups were good.

  12. Ed says:

    Man those Hollywood Jews need to give you all a deal already.

  13. Cadillac Hacksaw says:

    That girl is HOT when she’s all worked up. Juice Boxes were random. The moral is Jupiter Jack saves marriages. They should give them to Palestine and Israel and see what happens

  14. Zippy says:

    I smell an Oscar!!! :)

    Or maybe I smell Oscar, my dog. :(

  15. Jizz Hiccup says:

    derrick’s angry husband voice was cracking me up

  16. Sharon says:

    derrick is hilarious. can you make a video of his taint next please?

  17. James Spader says:

    Bad casting.

  18. tootie says:

    quality stuff fellows. more vids, more ass.

  19. no. thanks. says:

    hell yes. you guys are stepping it up. more pls.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Give us more Pinky!!

  21. Norm says:

    Haha, nice man.

    “It’s on the news!!”

  22. Norm says:

    Oh, and nice face.

  23. Billy Ocean Smooth says:

    The black guy sounds like Seth Rogen.

  24. THis is just awful says:

    do you guys really think this is any good?

  25. WOW says:

    that is very bad.

  26. fucksirfagsalot says:

    fucking amazing!!! for the above fags who don’t get it, you can suck my dick

  27. shantasia says:

    TOTES LUVS IT

  28. Cunty Baws says:

    Why do

  29. Cunty Baws says:

    “…I have to suffer, because you get your fuckin’ nails done?!”

  30. bruteen says:

    every time i listen to this i catch a new line. really funny.

  31. cream says:

    woeful

  32. Anonymous says:

    awesome. that’s the way a couple really fights, not the way those crappy sundance indie films usually portray things.

    awesome, haha. “gave it all up for you and those stupid cunts, now go pick them up.” hahahahahahaha. i dare say a bit better than the gavin-stripping video, except there was no big cock in this one.

  33. Anonymous says:

    this is, like, oscar-worthy. bravo to both actors.

  34. agentmule says:

    haha. i’m buying.

  35. Fu** off a**hole commenters above … this shit is funny.

  36. where's my phone? says:

    hahahahahahahhaa <3

  37. Mike says:

    If the Jupiter Jack doesn’t make my life more convenient, then nothing will.

    Oh who am I kidding. Nothing will make my life more convenient. Good video, though.

  38. warren says:

    i saw people doing a neptune nicole once

  39. BB Wolfe says:

    i’ve just seen this for the twentieth time, and I get something new out of it on each viewing. Awesome!


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