seriously? yuppie rage?
first lol from your lame ass. thank you.
damn your wife is sexy and those kids… adorable
Aloha American Fiends!
What country! So great I am to be seeing! Taco stands on each streetcorner, gyros at underground railroad, pizza for human to be eating – unknown!
Cartoon – such valid form of artistic expression, but confused I am to be? So many places dog-children are to be living? In women’s carry-all, in baby push-push machine, travelling companion in autocar; everywhere such animals exist? In home-country, dog is cheap source of fuel and frequently provides sextoy function. Where here is cross mating of happenstance? Does government pay for to be scientific experience? Does raise dog children as person, pet or mobile plant-water machine?
Please to be explaining!
Who got a good grilled cheese recipe?
hahahaha – finally one of these is funny. perfect!
you take some bread, and you toast it. you butter both sides.
you put it in a fry pan put on low, and you put some cheese on one of the slices of bread. i like brie because i’m pretentious. you put the other slice on top.
you heat it til the cheese melts.
# zeb. Says:
12.07.08 at 8:11 pm
– Use Provolone.
Can one of you two come and make that grilled cheese for me? I’m tired.
I like one slice swiss and one slice cheddar
What’s better than the classic combo: Grilled Cheese and Campbell’s Tomato Soup! YUMMMMM
6 layers of bread and 5 layers of cheese.
OH MAN THE IRONY IN THIS CARTOON IS JUST CLASSIC DUMB DYKES NEED TO LEARN TO MAKE BABIES DO DRUGS UNTIL YOUR 30 THEN DECIDE THAT YOU WILL CHANGE AND THEN MAKE THE CHANGE AND BE JUST A NORMAL GUY LIKE ME AND GAVIN NORMAL GUYS WHO NEVER LEAVE NYC
Maybe this site would be more interesting if they changed the name to TV Boners and Street Carnage and just showed videos of Liz Lemon and those car crash videos they showed in Drivers Ed in high school.
it’s so unfunny i can’t tell if the comments are sarcastic or not.
this is not sarcasm: this cartoon is not funny and i don’t understand why it’s on a website for people to look at.
it IS funny. and its fucking true. you fuck.
It’s funny. My reputation speaks for itself. If this was shit I’d be all over its shittiness, but it’s not shit and it is true. Didn’t you hear? Hipsters have a birth rate that’s more negative than Norway’s. They’re soon to be proudly wiped out by a voodoo wave of Nigerian population explosion, muttering cynicism and irony to the last bitter breath. In hipster land, breeders are reviled and persecuted. They’re the new Jews. I wish Gavin would do something shitty again so that I could expound upon its shittiness, but he’s been at the top of his renaissance man game as of late. Yup.
how about a picture,right, of a man at a doctors,right, with a huge axe in his head,ok,and the doctor is saying-or rather asking:
‘what seems to be the trouble then?’
i think that would be funny.especially if you hadn’t read this so it was all new.
having blood pouring from the wound would be optional,maybe even a little distracting but i don’t know.
I’m a hipster. And I’m going to have children just because of what Vanessa said. Didn’t Vice once say though. Once you have kids you need to take your ass to the suburbs. Aren’t some dont’s of the kind of kids that grow up in NYC.
vane$$a your reputation does speak for itself – you ALWAYS suck gavin’s balls at everything he does. He’s a genius!!! wah! Gavin! Let me write for the site one day! You’re a GENIUS…
Seriously, THATS your reputation. you hate blognigger and love Gavin cause you want to write for streetcarnage.
but you suck so you can’t. and yeah, this cartoon sucks too like the rest of them.
ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY USES THE PHRASE “MY REPUTATION” IS A MEANINGLESS, EMPTY SHELL WITH A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PEA.
HEY VANESA I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN LOVE GAVIN MORE I THINK YOU ARE WINNING SO FAR BUT I AM CREEPIN ON AH COME UP WELL ANYWAY IT’S LIKE YOU WERE SAYING THE WOMEN IN AMERICA GOTTA START BREEDING OR ELSE THE MUSLIMS WILL HAVE MORE THAN WE ARE AND THEN WE WILL LOSE ALL THE GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF OUR WESTERN CIVILIZATION SUCH AS THIS GREAT WEB SITE HERE WHICH I THINK WOULD CEASE TO EXCIST IF A NEW ARAB CALIFATE TOOK OVER THE WORLD BUT I GUESS THAT’S WHAT ALL YOU LIBERALS WANT LOL
@JUST A NORMAL GUY
good shit, i lolled
You guys are right. I’m completely full of shit, and yes, I’m racist too. Blognigger is superior to everyone, but my racism and evil desire for chaos in the world compels me to keep him down. I’m sorry, but I’m white. I can’t help acting like a big ol’ nasty ass blue-eyed pork eatin’ devil. Please forgive my moral handicap, and don’t worry, we’ll soon be extinct, leaving all the brown godly people of the world to make things right with their superior technological prowess. Where would the world be right now if it weren’t for all the dark-skinned people building and inventing things like computers and automobiles and toilets and condoms and schools and democracy? Why, we’d be living in a dissentary laden, AIDS infested superstitious shit-hole with scads of babies/future criminals that no one wants and can’t even feed. So yeah, I’m totally busted.
Gavin please get your own nickname
I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL CAPS DAY TODAY!! WHAT HAPPENED?
Vane$$a, I was with you until you misspelled “dysentery.”
Otherwise, the cartoon’s premise is solid. Most of the anti-breeder contingent fawn and coo and puke misdirected parental love on their ferrets and kitties and doggies.
LOL THAT’S RIGHT VANESA I HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF AN ARAB USING A CONDOM BUT THEN AGAIN I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO VISIT IRAN. I SURE DO WISH SODAMN INSANE’S DAD USED ONE BUT THEN AGAIN HE PROBABLY WOULD BE AGAINST ANYTHING INVENTED BY WESTERN PEOPLE LIKE US. I THINK IT’S GREAT THAT VANESA OR MAYBE HER EUROPEAN-ANCESTORY GRANDAD INVENTED THE CONDOM AND THE AUTOMOBILE AND JIM GOAD INVENTED DEMOCRACY AND GAVEN MCINES INVENTED MAKING SCHOOLS FOR ALL THE WHITE BABIES WHO ARE THE FUTURE AND BLOGNIGGER (PS SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK AND I PLAN TO MOVE INTO A BLACK NEIBORHOD) INVENTED EMANCIPATION SO WE SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE OUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS!!!1 I KNOW MAYBE SOME ARAB FROM AFGHANISTAN WOULD SAY WE ARE PATTING ARESELVES ON THE BACK A LITTLE TOO MUCH HERE BUT WE ARE THE BEST MANE WE DID IT. OF COURSE THE ISLAMOFASCITS INVENTED THE ZERO BACK IN THE DARK AGES BUT THAT IS BECAUSE THERE IQ IS ZERO!! LOL
Well, fuck you very much Goad. I was actually referring to a superior world devoid of Eugene, Oregon punk bands with names like “Dissentary.” You see, dissentary is one of those clever combination words. You have “dissent” and then you have “dysentery” all in the same word, evoking images of both disease and disagreement with the established order. That’s some hard-core shit, no? So, as much as l’d like to give you credit for catching my first and only spelling error on the internet, you’ll have to wait for another day. Does this mean that I won’t be getting a guest pass to the lounge any time soon?
Here’s Dissentary’s myspace. I’m sure you’ll love their song, John “DillEnger” Was Cool.
and another 1/2 assed explanation:
not sarcastic: NORMAL GUY is hilarious
Do I even need tp point out that Vane$$a ROUTINELY comments back upon his/her/its own posts?? That’s trite and boring…..much like the above cartoon (though true). Anyhow, here’s the hierarchy:
2) Jim Goad
3) Blognigger (though that BX post has him climbin’ the ladder)
4) Darius (if only he’d write more)
josh u must LOVE cock.
Gavin would be the first to admit that blognigger is top dawg, trust me.
Different ballgames Joshua.
pugs are great, children are awesome, they need their dogs, now if only theys feed them and take them for walks
In defense of people like this (I’m one of them, I hate kids and I hate people with kids, but I have a dog) I gotta explain. Humans have this urge to nurture, especially women, they have a motherhood urge. It’s just as strong an urge as our desire to eat or fuck. So I get out my nurturing feelings by petting my dog and giving him treats and shit, BUT he was already there when I got him. I didn’t make him like you have to make a baby. When I want to go out, I just leave the dog in the yard with a bowl of water and he’s fine. you can’t do that with a kid. Your kid is gonna grow up to be ANOTHER motherfucking person on the planet, holding up the line at the bank, drinking water and breathing air and taking up space that we really can’t afford to give up. we’ve already got billions of motherfucking people, we don’t need anymore. You made a kid and now you have to feed it and buy it similac and teddy bears and shit, instead of buying coke for yourself and going to parties all night. Dog food costs a hell of a lot less than diapers and formula and fisher-price mp3 players and all the fucking bullshit you’re gonna have to buy for your baby. And if I get tired of my dog, I can give him away to somebody. You’re stuck with your dumbass, screaming kid. all your friends hate you now because you never hang out anymore and all you talk about is your stupid kid, shit like “ooh look, when you point at a picture of a cow, the baby says moo!” And if for some reason I neglect my dog and he dies, it’s no big deal, I bury him in the backyard and get a new dog. If you do that to a kid, you go to jail.
okay, having said that, vane$$a sucks, blognigger is cool, jim goad is old, and gavin has a kid.
[...] There’s a whole other subtext going on here where NY is full of spinsters or people who can still have kids but are convinced they won’t and feel having kids is some kind of sell out. These people inevitably go into labor peacefully a few years later or spend fifteen thousand dollars on fertilization bullshit trying to go into labor peacefully. For now however, they’d like to scoff at all us breeders and show us how easy it is to bring a “human” life into the world with a four tiny carbon footprints. How transparent. [...]
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