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• 03.18.09 08:28 pm



Actors are always so proud of the accents they can do. Turn over any actor’s head shot and they list Cockney, English (the same accent when they do it) Russian, Pakistani and Southern. In fact they are ALL the same when they do them with slight variations, like the Russian accent comes with a FREE set of acting eyebrows, the British accent comes with a Billy Idol sneer and the Pakistani one comes with people protesting outside the studio.
Here’s that slippery little sneaky greased pig of a Southern accent…Tyke it awayyyy layydies and try and keep your shit together while ogling that hunk of crappy actor.



  1. NO MORE CRAPPY BIRTHDAY
  2. WHOA! EASY WITH THE TURN ONS
  3. LADIES LIKE TO HUMP!
  4. FOR THE LADIES – HOW TO PEE IN PUBLIC
  5. SORRY LADIES GARY COLEMAN IS MARRIED!


Comments
  1. derk says:

    ewwww!

  2. multi surface cleaner with vinegar says:

    TALK ABOUT A HEAVENLY BODYYYYY

  3. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:

    a faux-southern belle mannerism makes any woman sound like the menopause is claiming their womb, regardless of the age

  4. Kippy the Kelpy says:

    The irony here is that she broke her leg scaling the apartment of another in-home welder/’sculptor’, also in hopes of scoping out his hot bod.

  5. Columbo says:

    I didn’t care for this post very much.

  6. fuck the accents lets see more of the dudes sculpts

  7. onezero says:

    She had me at “Big Dippaaa” and “McSwaaaaaain”. This is why I love “True Blood”. Why do accent coaches only hand out tapes of Gone With the Wind and Foghorn Leghorn when teaching the one southern accent?

  8. dingles says:

    I DID care for this post much because it’s funny

  9. Salvador says:

    my penis twitched. am i a fag now?

  10. this is true says:

    HIT HER M`MLYNN, HIT OUISER!

  11. babz says:

    …stacey london?

  12. Chachi and the MS-13 says:

    How did she break her leg? Pleasuring herself with her foot?


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