The best of the worst from last week.

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WEEKLY NEWSLETTER:5.23.11

TOP 5 POSTS FROM LAST WEEK:

1. 10 AWESOME THINGS ABOUT SUMMER

It’s been a long, brutal winter and Bryan Swift reminds you why it was necessary to find the strength and will power to live through it: Short shorts, bikini tops, no bras and more.
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2. 12-STEP PLAN TO PUT THE MAN BACK IN “MANKIND”

Gavin McInnes explains how to have anal sex with weird alien-cat women.
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3. GIRLS IN CUTE UNDERWEAR: NO WHITE GIRLS EDITION [NSFW]

NO WHITE MEAT.
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4. FUCK MY JOB: 5 THINGS I LEARNED WHILE WORKING AT HEWLETT-PACKARD

Because the only thing worse than going to work is actually doing work while you’re there.
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5. 15 NEAT PICS BY WYATT NEUMANN

Our boy Wyatt’s got a show in Beverly Hills going on right now, so check out these pics and hit up the gallery.
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LAST WEEK’S BIGGEST BONER

Caught red-handed, dude!
HOW MANY KITTENS?
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LAST WEEK’S WORST CARNAGE

I’m tired of this one-sided approach to journalism.
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LAST WEEK’S BEST THREAD
AN INTERVIEW WITH THE MAY 21 DOOMSDAY GUYS

Gavin might have won the most comments with his ”12-Step Plan to Put the Man Back in ‘Mankind”, but this post by Benjamin Leo definitely evoked the most thoughtful comments. Plus, people made fun of Ben for sounding like a faggy Jew and that is priceless.
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EDITOR’S PICK:
BRITISH COPS ARE PUSSIES

Why? Because I wrote it, that’s why.
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