By now you may have realized I am a fucking genius and managed to make a guy drink his own piss for nothing. You see, I know Gavin never checks his email when he’s upstate and I know he’d never bother going to Gawker to check out the results. With this knowledge in hand
By now you may have realized I am a fucking genius and managed to make a guy drink his own piss for nothing. You see, I know Gavin never checks his email when he’s upstate and I know he’d never bother going to Gawker to check out the results. With this knowledge in hand, I walked over to Photoshop and made me a “screen grab” that flipped Carles (the winner by a mile) with my boss. He sees the pic, says “Fuck” and gets to pissing without verifying a thing.
Am I a mortal? I can’t even look in the mirror because I’m scared I’m going to rape myself. I have never felt this proud in all my days. My face hurts from smiling.
Just to recap…
1- I tell my wrinkly boss he is nominated for Hipster of the Decade. He shrugs it off and says that’s “Gay.”
2- I force him to care by pointing out how badly he’s getting creamed by a fictional character. I encourage him to provide an incentive for our readers to vote. He casually throws out eating a bowl of piss as a joke. I make him put said “joke” in writing.
3- Gavin loses the competition.
4- I trick him into thinking he won.
5- He eats a bowl of piss-soaked Corn Flakes.
6- People call him and tell him he was duped.
7- He sends me the following email.
Begin forwarded message:
From: Gavin McInnes
Date: January 1, 2010 1:00:07 PM EST
To: Arvind Dilawar
Subject: you motherfucking cocksucker
Do you know what it feels like to have piss in your mouth? It feels like fucking bleach. My tongue burned for hours after that.
8- I respond with this rhetorical question.
Begin forwarded message:
From: Arvind Dilawar
Date: January 1, 2010 1:13:07 PM EST
To: Gavin McInnes
Subject: Re: you motherfucking cocksucker
Who pissed in your Corn Flakes?
Flawless. Victory.
Falcon KICK
in the end it turned out reeeaally fun. goodgood!
ownnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Joy.
best decade of my life so far!! thanks for that, dude
Oh my goodness.
unbelievable
This is kind of like that episode of “World History” where India gets colonized by England and raped for three hundred centuries and then after England runs off and leaves democracy and technology India develops and takes over.
Basically what I’m saying is Arv is a fucking Indian.
Pure karmic brilliance.
fantastic. i am now an arv fan
..for now.
Please retire Arv (or at least make up a psuedonymn) before he ruins this amazing legacy with his next stupid fucking blog post.
Are all these comments fake? Who could possibly believe that this is real. Are you all that stupid?
Like Gavin didn’t know and orchestrate all of this – are you that fucking dumb?
that video of gavin eating the piss soaked cornflakes is on the DVD, so it obviously was filmed a while ago. I agree this is fake
pwn3d
i wish this were true. that would make my year, thus far.
Don’t ruin it you fuckers; it’s real and it’s brilliant. This should give Arv immunity from criticism of shitty posts for at least 3 months.
damn
Drinking your own piss is good for you. It’s called “urine therapy.” Ooooh, you really burned him. He’ll probably live to be 150 now.
VAne$$a, who wants to live to be 150 at all, let alone at the cost of drinking your own piss? All your money is long gone, you can barely walk, everybody you know is dead, and you still have piss-taste in your mouth. Burn! Point: Arv.
a small hose behind the dingle could make it appear like he is actually pissing.
MAGIC.
this is the first time i’ve ever stopped to consider that everything is fake on this website but me. there is no way in hell that this many people could actually believe that something this contrived was real.
like gavin doesn’t wasn’t checking the poll and refreshing it every 3 seconds, please.
urine therapy is not “real” the guy who invented it is insane. he has another “therapy” he does that involves drilling a hole in your skull.
he thinks the first thing you should do when travelling abroad is check with your bellhop and ask if you can drink some of his piss!
i bought the dvd, and fuck you arv for rehashing to the freeloaders and pretending you made some great prank. shameless
The funniest thing is that arv obviously didn’t write this. Gavin wrote it. Arv doesn’t have the ability to write even one of the jokes above, let alone orchestrate a prank like this. “Flynn” – you are beyond moronic.
fucking duped
Fantastic. The best part is Gavin copping not only the piss eating sweet. Also copping it sweet he has been had.
Of course you know this means war.
“Im in delaware”
I got an idea for a Poll, the viewers should decide if Arv gets to keeps his job!
@ lil jon: drilling a hole in your skull is an ancient technique used by the Egyptians (that is still used to this day by medical professionals in America) to eleviate the pressure of a swollen brain. ALthough I wouldn’t try this at home, I knew a guy who knew a guy who was going crazy and decided to kill himself by drilling a hole in his skull. He inadvertently relieved the pressure in his skull and cured himself.
Can you please stop posting arv? That would be good.
who fucking cares if its fake or not, it made me laugh so hard that i broke a rib
nothing else fucking matters
why does anyone care about this?
That uncircimcized asshole was looking even more crusty than usual when he pissed in those Corn Flakes. So, I guessing that there was a healthy serving of dick cheese in there too. That’s probably what caused the burning sensation.
Yes, he should have gone in for his bris. It’s not to late, Gavin, and would make a great video.
two
Gosh, streetcarnage came up with such a fun seasonal gag.
what happen?
All this segment of posts did was to convince me to read HO instead of this site
L8er altbrahs
Arv had nothing to do with this. Gavin fake pranked himself, pulled some old footage from the DVD (that’s why he turns off the camera with a remote) and blogged it as Arv.
So everyone, please get back to hating Arv. He sucks.
I think this was done so Arv would stop bitching that everyone hated on all his posts just to hate on them
So Gavin pulls this shit to show him that it’s his own fault
Arv, it might be a good time to grow some self awareness and pack it in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i hope this is true can’t wait for the footage.
Arv is like the Billie JD of Street Carnage.
True or not, the idea of tricking someone into eating pissed soaked cornflakes
is pretty boss.10 kittens for ingenuity.
Gosh wouldn’t it just be a laugh if Gawker was fooled by this gag, because gavin just hates gawker.
bahahaha the email response was absolutely the best part
this is some beautiful shit my man. i love you.
if this post ends in 99 hating arv is now a meme.
who the fuck is Gavin McInnes?
ok Arv, that was well played. I take back the part about calling you a retard.
Does this mean Blognigger is real now and Benjamin is fake?
Rehashing old footage from the DVD is fine. Pretending that you pulled a prank to rehash it is a weak stunt and it has back fired. Arv should be fired for this. But if we get into that we would have to talk about the fact that no one watches or comments on the “C” part of SC and its blognigger crack addict founder. I’m surprised Goad hasn’t weighed in on the racial failure here.
WELL DONE.
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