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Phil Matarese (Italian), Mike Luciano (same), Dave Rothstadt (Jew), and Alain Alfaro (Hispanic) are currently in a beard-growing competition and shit is getting heated.
From day one of the competition. Clockwise from top left: Phil, Dave, Mike, and Alain. They look like: a cartoon dog, a woman dressed as a man, a very young dad who coaches softball, and an adopted black guy with no black friends.
From the middle of week 2. Note how grey Alain’s beard is despite him being a mere 31 years old.
Who do you think is going to win? Here are their arms in case that helps you decide.
Mike
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Alain
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Dave
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Phil
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I’ve also included a documentary about the competition…
—GAVIN McINNES
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It’s a good thing I don’t work there because I grow facial hair like a 12 year old girl. I’d end up suing for hair discrimination.
Actually, Mike, we are 1/16th Scottish. Your orange comes from Nanny’s family
-Mike’s Scottish sister, Sarah
phil has this one on lock.
I know which one should win the prettiest eyes award…
My money’s on either the hispanic guy or the white guy.
Alain wins
dave is dreamy
I am very attracted to your staff, with or without beards. but preferably with the beards.
andddd it’s a viral ad for SOL REPUBLIC. try harder next time gentleman.
the Jew wins.
Always the Jew. My brother has hair that grows up off his chest and onto his neck. And that’s only HALF Jewish. It’s unstoppable.
oh my god. ive been pronouncing your name wrong since 2006, gavin
why did i think “mc-in-nes”?
nice vans shoes plug
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