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Two words. POCKET PUSSY. For some reason I haven’t seen one out here that Marines always joke about having, but I’m pretty sure guys use it to bust a nut in every time they wanna get their rocks off in a porta shitter.
(Check out my helmet head)
Two words. POCKET PUSSY. For some reason I haven’t seen one out here that Marines always joke about having, but I’m pretty sure guys use it to bust a nut in every time they wanna get their rocks off in a porta shitter. Pocket pussies are those fake vaginas porn stars make molds out of their torn up snatches for a quick buck you fuck basically. One guy offered me to buy it off him. Now what would a used pocket pussy go for around here nowadays? They are pretty expensive like any other sex toy so I guess fifteen bucks is a good deal, but c’mon that shit is disgusting. I am however curious in how they feel. Is it warm? Do I have to lube it? Can I fuck it dry without my dick looking like it fucked a block of plastic? Can I cuddle with it afterwards? Shit questions like that really makes me wanna take the plunge with that thing.
I definitely wouldn’t want to leave it out there where anyone can just fuck with it. If I found my rack mate’s pocket pussy I’d fill it up with CLP (Cleaner Lubricant Protectant) or some crazy shit like that for kicks.
I think about sex all the time. Especially out here in Iraq. Being around the military 24/7 is a shitty sausage fest. There’s a phrase they use around here called the “Iraqi standard.” So when checking out a female service member a “6″ automatically becomes an “8.” So forth and so on. All of it’s pretty dumb as far as I’m concerned and the higher ups don’t want us even talking with females in any way shape or form. Living quarters are all segregated by gender throughout the country and you simply can’t be openly courting any girl around here.
Many men and women out here are married with spouses back home stateside and they would be putting their careers and reputations at risk if they were to sleep around with anybody. Adulterly is a punishable offense under the United Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). As for me, I really don’t wanna try and go for any ass around here simply because a random Army chick probably slept with 30 or so guys throughout the deployment already and who wants to get the clap in the Sandbox? I’m pretty sure there are ways to go around to hide and fuck all over base but I just didn’t bother with getting my fucking “game” on. Last thing I want is to get into drama over some girl in Iraq.
Simply put if one of the reasons you want to join the military is for the pussy you are a fucking dolt. Back to beating off. Bye!
Seems to me a marine with any sense whatsoever would be trying to get as much gash as humanly possible. this guy only has one nut. it has to be. either that or he’s in the rear with the gear.
Excellent series. Keep ‘em coming and stay safe.
I call for Street Boners to take up a Pocket Pussy Care Package Fund. I’ll donate if we can say it’s from Focus on the Family or some shit.
Two words. DOUCHE.
adulterly
If you can’t get any poon while in country i guess you can always just lay in your rack (bed) late at night inside your whack-shack (a wall set up around said “rack” to prevent roommates and other onlookers from seeing whats going on inside) and pull on yourself to some anime porn…just don’t get caught by the guys who sleep on top of the hall way right above your bed.
Hey there man!
Sounds like you are really dealing with some confrontation with self amongst the external conflict over there. I say make the most of it and spend your time seeking some kind of deeper understanding from your situation. I’m thinking battle monk, perhaps? The spiritual man forced into battle. Abstain from indulgences, and keep your inner peace through careful discipline in the face of chaos.
Take care, dude.
I love the fact there is currently a banner below your blog that says “Know the link Genital Warts and HPV” very appropriate.
Im getting you the dirtiest hooker off craigslist when you get back.
Take care.
The marines are my dick covered with shit and Iraq is a warm ass…
this turns me on
yeah for the guy that left the first comment. why don’t you go suck a fuck or suck the fart out of an elephant. becasue i think your full of shit and now when you talk it can smell like shit to warn the people that anything that comes out of your mouth is fulll of shit. but yeah used pocket pussies and army chicks are the worst thing to get close with. becasue i don’t think they will have rabs or ticks or shit like that i think they have camel spiders up in there pussy
Yo! dude, you hit the nail right on the head. Keep em comin and keep writing that real, real shit, son!
come over and chill fool
Are you the Chinese dude/Marine that climbed the statue of Saddam and covered his face with our flag?
If so, nice going.
your life depends on me douchetard -SEND all pornomgs to: the dump
reuse
thank you
the MANAGEMENT
yeah.i was gonna join the army to get some pussy. ok……
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