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Ronnie Wynn: Clockin’ Gs, clockin’ hos, clockin’ everything but IQ points.
Ronnie Wynn is an earnest young Caucasian lad from extremely white Vancouver, WA, which is just across the Columbia River from extremely white Portland, OR.
Ronnie was not satisfied being extremely white for some inexplicable reason (constant exposure to the brain-melting, critical-skills-murdering Laser Death Rays of American pop culture, perchance?). He seemed OK with being extremely retarded, though, and in a quest for the sort of absolutely inauthentic “authenticity” so cherished among our younger, dumber, and fuller-of-cummer demographics, he decided to act like an extremely black, extremely retarded ghetto thug. The skin color changed—at least in his head—and the retardation was the only constant.
Since people might not think he’s SHHTREEEET enough if he only had one teardrop tattoo—for criminy’s sake, EVERYONE has murdered at least one person these days—he has two:
And in case those don’t scare you enough, he also has a spider tattoo next to his other eye:
Ronnie also has many guns. Or at least two. And he recently allowed himself to be filmed driving around Vancouver’s streets firing his “gats” into Vancouver’s less-than-three-percent-black streets. And then he posted the video on YouTube.
Ronnie seems like he’s all about “respect.” He deserves none. May God’s fist sodomize him until the end of his days.
This makes Idiocracy look like utopian pipe dream.
This is probably the biggest idiot known to man. Killing him would do us a huge favor.
Cool! I love airsoft!
The drool droplet tattoo isn’t so intimidating, but it’s the most biographically accurate of them.
Pine tree air freshener tells me thats his moms car.
“in a quest for the sort of absolutely inauthentic ‘authenticity’”
yeah, like opposed to the “real” inauthentic authenticity pursued by countless lily white brooklyn transplants
I was waiting for the Pulp Fiction style bump and burst melon. Alas, it wasn’t to be.
Each year, over 35 million at risk White youth will just simply drop out of the easy path to an advantageous position in main stream society, and just throw away the gift of instant credibility, open doors, hand shake job offers, and the opportunities to succeed without being particularly exceptionally bright and just average, simply to imitate common ghetto savagery… Please help support the American White Youth Reclamation Fund, because a White face is a terrible thing to waste…
Have you guys ever been to Vancouver, WA? It’s terrifying. Its where Tanya Harding was from. Riddled with Meth… Its the only place I’ve lived where someone tried to rob me while I was home. I don’t know why it matters that the place is less than 3% black – its just as scary as any other run down shitty place in America, it’s just a more methy-white vibe there.
Haha, LOL. Real mothafuckin G!
@ icantslowdown
Right, because there are only two options available. Just two. It’s either/or. This or that. One or the other. Red state, blue state. Duh! Duh! Duh!
I watched intently for four minutes, waiting for this kid to blow his own balls off as he played with that pistol. Oh well, maybe next time.
Either Home Run Homer’s comment was delayed in posting, or I completely missed it.
ugh everyone stop talking about authenticity
That last picture… I thought he was jacking off in the car. HAHAHAHA
quite frankly, im more frightened by these kinds of white boys than i am by young black males.
note the Hannah Montana blankie on his lap. That’s Ghetto G!
don’t hate
all cultures are equal!
turd
It’s funny when cats like that go to prison because they come out even more wiggerish than before and with new racist leanings. “Fuck y’all. I’m a wood, nigga!”
“I’ve seen better actin in tough actin Tenactin”-Chris Rock
gots ta wear ya seatbelt yo! safety fiz-urst yo!
Who said being a nigger was limited to being african American. I think the white ones are worse than the colored ones.
This article is racist.