Similar to the Fight Face in the sense that it’s simultaneously revealing, unmistakable and hideous, the Sex Scandal Face has been sweeping our nation by storm.
Similar to the Fight Face in the sense that it’s simultaneously revealing, unmistakable and hideous, the Sex Scandal Face has been sweeping our nation by storm. Apparently getting caught lying about your wiener in front of the whole world is so painful and embarrassing that it is capable of transforming a man’s heart into a black hole-like vessel that causes said man to physically collapse inward into himself. It is as if a biological self-destruct sequence has been triggered, wherein the body attempts to end its dreadful existence by swallowing itself. Fortunately, in most cases the force is not strong enough to seize much more than the man’s lips, creating a strange and distinct muppet-like effect.
Hat Tip: Jordan Somers
Coincidentally, this is the homeless meth addict face as well.
spitzer looks like kermit the frog
which means that kermit must have been cheating on miss piggy constantly
ha
oh oh oh our lips are sealed
so funny!
needs more pix
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhbrqxSYA1qz84n6o1_500.jpg
Coincidentally that is also their “Oh” faces
so true
[...] The Sex Scandal Face can also be used in situation where you farted in public and hope it doesn’t stink. [...]
Barclay #1
who better to point out a trend in well publicized sex scandals than jordy
they are still trying to decide if the pussy was worth it.
Spot on. Pretty sure I remember Kobe Bryant in some press conference mugging like this after he scandalously buttfucked that hotel girl…
no Clinton?
Where’s Clinton?
So great.
don’t forget rod blagojevich’s scandal face!
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/blago.jpg
seriously, every politician does this
Ha! White Guys!
Hey you forgot Bill Clinton. And I like Bill Clinton.