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Posted by
Gavin
• 04.30.12 10:21 am 
I fucking hate April 30th because it is both “Hairstyle Appreciation Day” AND “National Honesty Day.” On National Honesty Day, I like to stay away from all women who want to know how they look in this dress and all the people at work I secretly hate. So, I go where everyone goes when they want to avoid insults. I go to the hair salon. Unfortunately, some asshole stuck that day into this day and now I have to tell someone if their head looks like a poo cunt. Thanks Hallmark!
-GAVIN McINNES
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What a prejudiced day for bald people to endure.
First World Problems
dude, you are so not funny. and your book is RETARDED.
@marshall and everyone else! I liked the book actually and suggest people should pick up a copy. Another one is 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami. Inspired by George Orwell’s 1984, though packed with sick fiction that will make ya go ummmmmm!