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When Debrahlee Lorenzana was let go from Citibank for being sexy, the first thing I thought was, “What a bunch of fucking babies.”
When Debrahlee Lorenzana was let go from Citibank for being sexy, the first thing I thought was, “What a bunch of fucking babies.” I mean, I get that it’s distracting to see a beautiful woman but people are friends with burn victims and midgets — you get over it after the first ten seconds. What do these nerds want, Sharia Law where we don’t have to worry about getting horny because everyone’s dressed like a polyester ghost for Halloween?
Lorenzana’s cover story in the Village Voice made her look like a hero. Then she got on TV and we all heard her speak English. Yikes! She lived here in her teens and she’s been back from Puerto Rico for 12 years already. Time to learn there’s no plural for “mine.”
Maybe her bosses were ridiculous pussies who couldn’t handle her hotness AND she was incompetent. “The two are not mutually exclusive,” as David Brent would say.
Here are ten things she said…
From the Today Show:
1. “The official reason was said because of the matters that were going on at the crisis center.”
2. “Their exact words to me was that their body-types were different than mines.”
3. “I been my through whole entire life going through this type of harassments.”
4. “It continues to happen and it’s a point that you say, ‘I don’t want to go through this anymore.’”
From The Early Show:
5. “I know it’s the ‘He Said, She Said’ but as well I do have an recorded conversation of some of my colleagues admitting of that went that did happen at the Crisis Center.”
6. “Due to they’re still working at Citibank, they cannot testify of come forward due to they could be terminated.”
7. “They were able to wear such a list of clothing items but I wasn’t.”
8. “My response: I was in shocked.”
9. “You’re saying you’re discriminating me.”
10. “I requested numerous of time to be able to present to finish my training.”
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But why bother learning to speak properly when you look like this?
Meh. I’ve known hotter librarians.
WELL MY FANTASY SCENARIO IS ME TRYING TO TELL HER ABOTU WHY A ‘PERCENTAGE POINT’ IS ACTUALEY DIFFERANT THAN A ‘PERCENT’ BUT SHE NEVER WILL UNDERSTANDS IT
yeah taking a bunch of sexy model photos will really help you get your point across, lady.
bucktoothed bandit!
If you scroll down so that all you can see are her hands in that last photo, she totally looks like a dude. man hands.
she’s a fucking dude
Does anyone else think Donna and Gavin are the same person?
i have a big dick and those hands wrapped around my whopper would make it look average or even small. she’s not that hot. her teeth are jacked.
There is so much I would like to say but then again through my own experiences Puerto Rican chicks are all talk, so I won’t win that one…I’m betting this chick farts more eloquently than she speaks
youre funny donna
WELL MAXWELL GAVIN MACINES HAS TAKEN A STRONG STAND MANY TIME’S IN A PUBLIC FORM TO SPEAK OUT STRONGLY AGAINST THE USING OF SO-CALL ‘FAKE NAMES’ TO WRITE OR COMMENT, SO BASICLY YOUR DILLUSIONAL. HE WOUDL NEVER USE A FAKE NAME TO WRITE OR COMMENT
i’d jerk off onto her face if I was a homeless jew
Please stop. You’re the dummest shit since forever.
yeah, okay, but I love it when Puerto Rican chicks say “mines”.
She’s completely inept and now try to bullshit on the grounds to sue. If the bitch had a brain she wouldn’t be just a secretary at her age.
Anyways, I second the Donna = Gavin notion. That are some serious unresolved homo issues by the way. Just consistently ghost writing as a woman.
Gonna agree with the completely inept thing. Also I don’t think they airbrushed those photos enough, she doesn’t quite look like a cartoon yet.
if you seriously said “meh” to this, kill yourself immediately
actually just kill yourself if you’ve ever used the word “meh” in real life or on the internet
Meh. Whatever, WEEDwhore.
It goes beyond Nuyoricans saying “mines.” For a city that prides itself on its smarts, New Yorkers as a whole speak English as well your typical ESL student. How the fuck do you get anything done?
photoshop, fake tits, and 17 lbs of make-up. she’s still very bland… probably stinks like too much perfume too.
not saying she’s GROSS or anything, just kinda boring.
oh yeah, and gavin has to be donna. read it again in his voice!
I have the same problems in the fact I’m discriminating because I’m to sexys.