I’m pretty sure the only way you can get a role like this is by faking a terminal illness.

I’m pretty sure the only way you can get a role like this is by faking a terminal illness. Only then you have to suck and fuck your way through a myriad of producers, but I hear it’s totally worth it.

XO
-TV CARNAGE

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