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• 06.17.11 09:00 am


Putting a closeted homosexual on camera, then forcing him to mince through one of the gayest social itineraries possible is borderline torture.


Putting a closeted homosexual on camera, then forcing him to mince through one of the gayest social itineraries possible is borderline torture. It’s like putting a Philly Cheesesteak just out of the reach of a starving torture victim or someone with a huge Philly Cheesesteak fetish that they’ve never told anyone about.

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Comments
  1. Shocktopus says:

    i bet he cracks

  2. Zippy says:

    I can remember when inserting a black person into a social situation was considered the acid test of tolerance and acceptance. See how we have progressed. HAHAHA

  3. Clit Yeastwood says:

    How come there’s no black ppl in the video? I’m calling Spike Lee.

  4. Mark Farner says:

    Another example of the titanic effort Mr. Beckles puts into his work here.

  5. Jesus Cries says:

    funny tho, funny.

  6. Skerv says:

    What the hell happened to “who do we go tell?”? And is that Kevin Kline with the “Oh ma following”, and what about “the best in the business?” Where did that come from?


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