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TV Carnage
• 08.30.10 10:00 am 
Satan is so right! Grandpa can’t even remember how his coveted TV Guide collection got covered in IV fluid and baby food.
Satan is so right! Grandpa can’t even remember how his coveted TV Guide collection got covered in IV fluid and baby food. How could he possibly comprehend missing a couple of dollars?!
XO
-TV CARNAGE
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I love that song. I have it on my iPod. Did you ever hear the Diplo remix of it? Totally dope.
Perhaps my dyslexia, ADHD, manic depression, and suicidal tendencies are kickin in, but I have an overwhelming sence of purpose now.
To learn Satan’s word
Speak Satan’s word
Do Satan’s word.
You say I’m confusing the message? Allrite, I never done to good in school but I can count to four by stompin’ my foot. And two stomps of satanbucks plus two stomps of satanbucks equals happy puppet crack.
BTW, who the fuck wants puppet grandparents to force the truth down your throat through singing anyways?
What?, like they’re sages or some shit?
Every pimple popping puppet knows when you get old it’s off to the Puppet Palace of no return. So fuck you, my adoptive puppet grandparents! Yeah, that’s right! You think I don’t see the orchestrated lies? Satan’s Gods is what you twos are!
Come’on white puppet buddy of mine, lets make like trees and leave!
I got your money, and I’m taking the cookies too!!!
AND your commemorative plate collection!
AND your jar full of pennies!
Lets go white puppet buddy, I gotta fever to do some devastation tonight.
gavin and beckles are being lectured by some old folks
i love those! we used to watch Gospel Bill videos in vacation bible school.
Funny shit I mean you should sing that to yourself before work for a joke every day.
Yeah really for a joke, because you couldnt take it seriously. I mean why would you want to? That’s like asking yourself why Arabs always drink warm water or something,
missing the point eh? All this to say is all of us should work our asses off and look real busy because Satan is coming! Oh yeah Satan is coming alright….Look busy!