As a white teen, the only way I can really process a piece of information is if someone raps it to me.

As a white teen, the only way I can really process a piece of information is if someone raps it to me. I can honestly say I never would’ve understood the importance of dress code if MC Senior Vice Principal Bates hadn’t broken it down.

“Remember kids, the beat can drop, but not your khaki waistline. AWWWWWWW YEAAAHH.”
–MC Senior Vice Principal Bates, 1996

XO
-TV CARNAGE

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