WHAT: Olio Festival 2010 presents a live presentation of STREET BONERS & TV CARNAGE featuring GAVIN McINNES & DERRICK BECKLES, with opening act SEAN DEVLIN
WHAT: Olio Festival 2010 presents a live presentation of STREET BONERS & TV CARNAGE featuring GAVIN McINNES & DERRICK BECKLES, with opening act SEAN DEVLIN
WHO: You
WHERE: THE BILTMORE CABARET – 2755 Prince Edward
WHEN: Friday, September 24th, 2010, 8 P.M. – 10 P.M. (EARLY SHOW ALERT!)
WHY? Because staying home on a Friday in Vancouver with your girlfriend, smoking pot and watching horrible weekend prime-time(?) T.V. is secretly very alarming and she might break up with you if you don’t make more of an effort — besides the effort you make watching her get fat. (P.S. She is pregnant, asshole.)
Also, because you’ll see shit like this:
The joke that starts this is, “Koreans like to brag about only needing 6 hours of sleep a night but they’re forgetting the 2 hours a day the spend collapsing.”
And this:
And basically get to live this interview with Gavin in National Post.
guess there was a 10 drink minimum @ the knitting factory eh?
THAT’S KINGSWAY, NOT PRINCE EDWARD.
MY BAD, THAT IS PRINCE EDWARD. BOOOOW!
since they got rid of street fighter 2
What a bust! Make note, this “early show” had Gavin taking the stage at fucking midnight! we had to wait for his prima donna ass all night. Fuck you dude I had plans! Not cool when you say the show is from 8-10pm. Last time I go to one of your shows bitch. No respect.
I used to live literally 10 steps away from this awesome bar. Wish I was still up north.
White Lung!!!
you aren’t going to start fighting this time are you
@WTF
Dude, first of all, that hurts my feelers. Second of all…
A) Missed my flight because I left my passport upstate. Paid an illegal $300 to drive it to the outskirts of town (that hurt for a number or reasons including cheap).
B) Paid $500 for a new one-way ticket because all the next flights got in super late. Didn’t care about losing money on show. Wanted to make sure I showed up on time. This flight turned out to get in just as late as the original fuckers due to 3.5 hrs of delays. Shit. This was explained on the Nardwuar show.
http://playlist.citr.ca/podcasting/xml/nardwuarthehumanserviettepresents-fb.xml
C) Had to pay $150 to use the return ticket because they automatically cancel the return when you miss the main flight. That was reimbursed but you get the picture.
It’s gay to forget your passport is far away but it’s not like I was in a trailer refusing to come out until my hair was done. Email me and I’ll send you shit. I’m sorry.
Fuck that! You totally made up for it, and I’m not just saying that because you gave me an hj in the greenroom. I actually hate you quite a bit, but god damn it if you didn’t fucking slay! (PS I LOVE YOU)
Who cares aren’t you rich anyway?
Ummm..why would u need a passport to canada when ones a canadian?
Bummed to not be in town to see you in Van. I was in NYC. What luck. Come back soon!
that fucking puma commercial almost made me cry after i read that Jim Goad post. What gives?
the show was awesome no matter what time it started at….pinkly held down the fort until u got there, and i ended up getting newfie drunk with nardwuar
only problem was when i met you i was soo drunk that all the stuff i thought to say ended up coming out as “hey gavin i’m a big fan”
@Pogi
New rule: If you swear to God (stamped no erasies) you’re from that country, you don’t need a passport.
Thanks for getting right with me on this Gavin. I appreciate your stepping up and being accountable. I was really looking forward to the show (your act) and was disappointed, but yeah, shit happens.Or in this case, sound like it was more like diarrhea!