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• 11.04.08 10:15 pm


As of early this morning, Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th President of America in a landslide victory that stunned his opponents. Voter turnout was unprecedented among young people this year and most cite unbridled enthusiasm as the cause of this success. Some asshole cynics

As of early this morning, Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th President of America in a landslide victory that stunned his opponents. Voter turnout was unprecedented among young people this year and most cite unbridled enthusiasm as the cause of this success. Some asshole cynics tried to slow us down but we plowed through and made it happen. Let’s enjoy our moment of victory and look forward to a bright future ahead. Carpe Diem!

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Comments
  1. HalfAfrican says:

    ha ha – stoops

  2. kronster says:

    Mcinnes can eat a turd.

  3. beast says:

    i dont think mcinnis should eat any turds because that stuff is bad for you. does anyone know if those 2g1c girls got sick? whats going on there? how come we have to wash our hands all the time, lest we get some microscopic fecal particle on there that would make us very very sick, but if you grab handfulls of someone elses / your own fucking human shit and ram it down your throat you dont die?
    i dont understand. say no to eating shit, i say.

  4. ROLLIE FINGERS says:

    IM ON THE WEST COAST! ITS NOT OFFICIAL YET…BUT I CAN ALREADY TASTE THIS FUCKEN VICTORY.

  5. idk says:

    I’m super pissed that my folks are being so ignorant… their exact words, “we don’t care who you vote for, it’s your stupidity for voting for that asshole” it’s absolutely pathetic that they could be so bitter and petty… I can’t wait to put them in a shitty old folks home that will rob them of the Social Security checks and finally put them out of their fucking misery and smother them in the night

  6. HalfAfrican says:

    Now you can dance McInnes

  7. srsly says:

    mcinnes in ’12

  8. Ugly says:

    hahaha we win!!!! Everyone wins!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!

  9. Taeil says:

    Tonight is the safest night in Compton…

  10. crowd pleaser says:

    welcome to socialism.

  11. Spencer says:

    What? Wasn’t Gavin being an apathetic douchenozzle one post ago? Eat a cool reserved dick you aloof shit mongers!!!

    P.S. No more of this site for me. Cynicism died November 4th, 2008!

  12. bedf says:

    holy shit, blognegroid won!

  13. Blue States WIN says:

    I’m painting the town blue. Does anyone know what Prop. 11 was supposed to be proposing? I said yes.

  14. blastodon says:

    Haha! Look at that guy in his swim suit!!!
    I’m with you buddy!
    You win!!!!!!!

    Seriously though,
    consider me done with this site.
    I guess I’ll occasionally check in on one of the other five thousand sites like it.

  15. blastodon says:

    is it all of a sudden trendy to jump on the bandwagon and leave your pessimistic, tight pants, coke snorting american apparel wearing guys from the simpsons who comment “He’s cool” at homerpalooza writing things for shock value ideals behind?

    time to get a real job boy-os..

  16. Gucci Flipflops says:

    CHI-TOWN!!!!!

  17. Kitty Cat says:

    Shut up Gavin.

  18. B. Carbine says:

    THIS JUST IN:

    OBAMA VICTORY COMPLETELY ROBS AMERICAN HIPSTERS OF ABILITY TO READ IRONY OR SUBTEXT

  19. Tampax Dave says:

    “The end of cynicism…we all win…put people who don’t agree with us in old-age homes and smother them to death…”

    Holy fucking Christ, what a bunch of deluded, hypnotized zombies.

  20. JOSEPH MONTANER says:

    I don’t care who wins. IT does not effect me.

  21. Louis says:

    Obama=1000000000 boners a day per presidential day!!! damn babe

  22. Louis says:

    P.S. Hasn’t anyone heard of the new sincerity?

  23. Taeil says:

    I just got partying and I honestly felt like people at the Fall of the Berlin Wall X2. It was that insane in LA.

  24. Mark says:

    Jeez guys — I think , maybe, I’m not sure, but I think perhaps, the folks at this website are
    being “ironic”
    I voted, and I’m delighted that Obama won, but come on — have a sense of humor for Christmas sakes and stop taking the bait.

  25. Veevers says:

    does this mean that Europe has the shut the fuck up about how we are rednecks now?

  26. srsly says:

    ^^because europe really matters to you

  27. Happy Black says:

    “P.S. No more of this site for me. Cynicism died November 4th, 2008!”

    that is the gayest comment I’ve read on here

  28. Happy Black says:

    has to be said though that republicans are some of the worst losers this side of emo

  29. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    “OUR VICTORY!” Way to go guys! Whew! We’ve finally won! All that hard work!

  30. hippocrisy says:

    interesting for a site that just yesterday was full of posts complaining or trying to ignore him.
    “i only make 200k, wah”, “voting is pointless, wah”

  31. justin says:

    waaah im a sore loser baby waaaa

  32. srsly says:

    george bush will go down in history for beginning the world eradication program of all terrorists domestic and foreign

    his legacy

    what will be obama’s?

  33. Taeil says:

    I’ve got a black boss now.

    My Commander in Chief’s middle name is fucking HUSSEIN.

    My unit in the company office has to change the plaque of the picture of that OTHER guy with our new President to be. I want Obama’s fucking middle name in ALL CAPS on his plaque. Oh man. So funny. You don’t even get it.

    If this isn’t the biggest FUCK YOU to all the right wing nut jobs in the military I’ve met… It’s fucking beautiful. So beautiful. You don’t know the level I’m at right now. It’s acid times infinity.

  34. gregor says:

    he totally has kenya tits

  35. Shitty Dude says:

    NOICE!!!

  36. jackwell m. samson says:

    don’t fuck it up, bho.

  37. Uhhhhhhhh says:

    Why’s everyone claiming yout voter turnout was so high??? Turn on the news, assholes. 18-25 voting up 1.5%. Whoopdeeefuckingdeee

  38. Li says:

    Taeil,

    I think you guys should come home now.

  39. boorav says:

    nigger looks like a fucking dog in this pic. lol.


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