Remember those two cute, blonde white supremacist girls?
Remember those two cute, blonde white supremacist girls? I’m talking about Neo-Nazi, bubblegum pop sensation Prussian Blue, made up of twin sisters Lynx and Lamb.
Named after the color of the residue left behind by Zyklon B (the gas supposedly used to kill Jews in concentration camps), Prussian Blue rose to fame and infamy as the poster children for the American White Supremacist, Nationalist and Neo-Nazi movements. But, after a bunch of attention from ironic, Onion-esque publications like Something Awful and ABC News, they shut down their websites and faded into pop culture history.
Well, a lot’s happened in the past few years: Lynx was diagnosed with cancer and a rare condition called Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome, and Lamb was diagnosed with debilitative scoliosis. Somewhere in there, they also got medical marijuana cards. Oh, and they’re not racist anymore. So it seems the hippies were right: Add “Curing Racism” to the list of marijuana’s positive side-effects.
So, Lynx and Lamb say they aren’t racist anymore, but in the three or four stories I read today, nowhere did they straight-up denounce their Neo-Nazi roots. Instead, they basically say that they’re just kinda over it, and really into weed and getting laws changed and stuff. And that’s great. Passive non-racism is a damn better sight than outright race-war incitation. Good job, girls.
PLUS, they’re both over 18 now, so there’s TWO reasons I don’t have to feel guilty when I jack it while thinking about them.
So on they march, like Christian Soldiers — really, really baked Christian Soldiers, spreading the news that, when you’re high on weed, things don’t, like, hurt as much and niggers aren’t that bad after all, man.
Love,
-BRYAN SWIFT
@FaceHeadAss
Hat Tip: Jessie Kelley
this is an old story…
risky childhood mistake = write off adolescence, paving way right back to racist pigeon hole. cool life twins!
ever walk past a big black guy while p-noidin on the reefers? weed does not cure racism.
Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome.
Been there. Done that.
Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome? That’s the affliction that makes you barf every time some broad courier with hairy pits rides by on a fixie right?
Cyclic vomiting syndrome and scoliosis?!?! What?!?! Those are definitely life altering conditions. I have an ABI, fractured my neck and had a broken pelvis a few years back. No one offered me medicinal marijuana.
I love that hipsters have this weird fascination with these girls. I mean it, I am totally into them.
I can’t find any legit sources about them having cancer or scoliosis or weed cards. They look healthy in their pictures, I think this is an internet rumor and the author of this post is either a dumbass or a troll, or this is some weird meta-”write things that aren’t true as if they are because what is truth”-subjective-journalism thing, which might be kind of cool.
Swift Fucking Sucks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTWT8xaCB5A
Next stop for these slutbags – porn city! Let’s hope something involving a 12″ shvartze cock and Jewish backers.
Right on Bryan! Great post!
“I’m not a white nationalist anymore,” Lamb told The Daily in exclusive interview, the twins’ first in five years. “My sister and I are pretty liberal now.”
“Personally, I love diversity,” Lynx seconded. “I’m stoked that we have so many different cultures. I think it’s amazing and it makes me proud of humanity every day that we have so many different places and people.”
http://www.therightperspective.org/2011/07/18/nazi-twins-now-pot-smoking-liberals/
fucking capri pants man.
Can we got a couple Street Boner updates so I don’t have to look at the disgusting slob on the right’s bits while I’m tyna get my LOLZ on?
yeah brah. People should just smoke some herb and everything would be a lot more chill. In all seriousness marijuana is worse than racism