Matthew Rader, 30: Suspected of buying a “Twat Tat” for his 15-year-old girlfriend.
Looking at the thuggish mug shot of Matthew Rader, one wouldn’t immediately suspect he’d be thoughtful enough to buy his girlfriend a birthday present at all, much less a tastefully rendered clover leaf alongside his name tattooed onto her 15-year-old babysnatch.
But that’s exactly what Rader is being charged with, as well as being suspected of conducting a full-blown sexual affair with the girl since she was 14.
Sigh. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, guys: Getting your name tattooed on a female’s vagina is a deep and emotionally rewarding experience shared strictly by two sentient adults who are past the age of legal consent. Getting your name tattooed on the vagina of a female who is underage is clearly very tasteless and tacky. So sorry that someone needs to remind you of all this.